Guess I'm joining those who find the word 'birthday' offensive and replace it with something else (born day, life day, first-day-of-breath-day, etc.). Level-Up Day or 1-Up Day sounds nice to me being a gamer and all.

What am I looking forward to? Nothing really, just another day where I take another trip around the sun and have another day to live. Thanks in advance for any birthday wishes.

That's all for the boring news. Carry on, my friends.