Octopus Meme
16 years ago
Tell eight truths, eat eight sandwiches, wash eight skirts, tag eight people.. actually, no, it wasn't that excessive. Just the tagging and the telling. But I won't promise I'll be sincere with the tagging. Culdo tagged me, but he did it so nicely. I liked it!
However.. this meme is tooelegant simple for me. So.. I'm going to tell seven true things about me, and one lie. And then you can all guess which is the lie! See, it's not narcissistic when you let others participate! Boy, I'm already enjoying this and I haven't even thought of what to say. Time for a drink and a good old fashioned sentimental sit on the couch.
Okay, I've sat on the couch. I'm ready. Are you?
1) My first fully formed band was called Forced Japanese Emulation. It was a punk band of sorts, and it was quite terrible.
2) I used to watch My Little Pony, and was rarely accused of being homosexual for it. I suppose nobody knew any good words to denote homosexuality or were too freaked out by the openness.
3) I collect mustard jars. I could post a screenshot as proof, but then you'd know it wasn't a lie. Or, well.. maybe if I did you could consider this a really elaborate setup. And I'm not doing it anyway!! Are you confused yet?
4) When I was young, I wanted to either be a musician, an assassin, or a football player (that's soccer for you americans!), but figured I'd end up a writer.
5) I'm an Earthian before any nationality. It's my personal belief that for global progress it's essential to do away with emotional borderisms and allow for humanity to see itself as one world before seperate countries.
6) I've got dermatitis. ..that sounds so terrible. Like saying I'm HIV positive and have leper puppies living in a cancerous growth in my ballsack.
7) One day I plan to retire somewhere in the woods in Finland. 'doubt that'll actually happen though, somehow.
8) I adore bookkeeping. Seriously, I love it. It's the spice of life. Don't believe me? I'd make love to bookkeeping.. in the mouth. Rough. Messy. With tampons.
I tag Jesus, Seven of Nine, Captain Planet, He-Man, Michael Jackson, Hitler, Papa Smurf, and Mrs. Frisby. But you can do it too, if you want to. It's okay.. they probably won't mind too much.
However.. this meme is too
Okay, I've sat on the couch. I'm ready. Are you?
1) My first fully formed band was called Forced Japanese Emulation. It was a punk band of sorts, and it was quite terrible.
2) I used to watch My Little Pony, and was rarely accused of being homosexual for it. I suppose nobody knew any good words to denote homosexuality or were too freaked out by the openness.
3) I collect mustard jars. I could post a screenshot as proof, but then you'd know it wasn't a lie. Or, well.. maybe if I did you could consider this a really elaborate setup. And I'm not doing it anyway!! Are you confused yet?
4) When I was young, I wanted to either be a musician, an assassin, or a football player (that's soccer for you americans!), but figured I'd end up a writer.
5) I'm an Earthian before any nationality. It's my personal belief that for global progress it's essential to do away with emotional borderisms and allow for humanity to see itself as one world before seperate countries.
6) I've got dermatitis. ..that sounds so terrible. Like saying I'm HIV positive and have leper puppies living in a cancerous growth in my ballsack.
7) One day I plan to retire somewhere in the woods in Finland. 'doubt that'll actually happen though, somehow.
8) I adore bookkeeping. Seriously, I love it. It's the spice of life. Don't believe me? I'd make love to bookkeeping.. in the mouth. Rough. Messy. With tampons.
I tag Jesus, Seven of Nine, Captain Planet, He-Man, Michael Jackson, Hitler, Papa Smurf, and Mrs. Frisby. But you can do it too, if you want to. It's okay.. they probably won't mind too much.
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I like that.
^_^
Lol, He-man...
HOLY SHIT, DINOSAUR!!!!
*runs away*
*huggle-pounces you*
OMG!
HAMMERHEAD SHARK!!! *points then runs*
did you know that there is a "Rainbow Dash" pony? How Fantastic!