Should have been a nice and sweet christmas time with happiness and good feelings all around. The sweetest candy and greatest gifts for everyone. Hanging out with your closest friends and relaxing from a hard year of work...


BUT NOOOOO!!!!

THAT GIANT GREEDY LIZARD HAD TO SHOW UP!

BURSTING INTO YOUR HOME
DRINKING ALL THE EGGNOG
DEVOURING ALL THE FOOD
HIPBUMPING YOU INTO THE CHRISTMAS TREE
STEALING YOUR PRESENTS
SUCKING SANTA THROUGH THE CHIMNEY INTO HER BELLY
PRESSING YOU AGAINST THE WALL WITH HER GROWING BOOBS
... WELL GROWING ALL OVER AND EXPLODING OUT OF YOUR HOUSE
GULPING DOWN ALL YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS
ROMPING THROUGH DOWNTOWN
CRUSHING YOUR CITY UNDER HER BUTT
JUST COVERING THE ENTIRE PLANET WITH HER CREAMY WHITE
AND CRUSHING FINALLY ALL OF THE PLANET BETWEEN HER TOES

... that's why you can't have nice things...

MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR WHAT'S LEFT!!!!


~<3