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Innocence meme!
7 years ago
Wow, this brings me back to my DeviantArt days.
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
100%
( ) Smoked.
( ) Drank alcohol.
( ) Cried when someone died.
( ) Been drunk.
( ) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert. (Riverbend!)
( ) given a handjob.
( ) gotten a handjob.
( ) given a blowjob.
( ) gotten a blowjob.
(X) Been verbally/sexually harassed. (I'm going to count verbal, from my dad, here. *sigh*)
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%
( ) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
( ) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(X) Been to prom.
(X) Cried at school.
(X) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (At least, I think I might've when I was little. Certainly got lost at a Rennaisance Faire when I was a kid.)
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(X) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
( ) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
( ) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
( ) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(X) Driven a car. (And wrecked it... this is why you don't let maices drive)
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
( ) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%
( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
(X) Broken a bone. (It's painful!)
( ) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(X) Made porn. (It's on heeeeere!)
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(X) Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%
( ) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
( ) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
(X) Shot a gun (Thank you, 4-H Camp.)
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (Far, far more than that.)
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die. (Connor, I will never forget you. You were the best cat ever T~T)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
( ) Watched a person die.
( ) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody. (Ah, the old post-it-under-the-computer-mouse trick)
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or our own room after being out.
( ) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race. (I assume a monster-truck rally does not count.)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
(x) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
( ) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat. (My own little brothers)
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%
( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex. (Does third grade count?)
( ) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day. (Or back. Or side. Or... you get the picture.)
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (I definitely want one tho)
(x) Had a job. (Kept it, though? Nope.)
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
( ) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident. (Again, this is why you don't let maices drive)
( ) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
( ) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
( ) Danced in the rain.
( ) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (Tai-kwon-do when I was a kid)
( ) Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 72%. Wow, I'm more innocent than I thought.
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
100%
( ) Smoked.
( ) Drank alcohol.
( ) Cried when someone died.
( ) Been drunk.
( ) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert. (Riverbend!)
( ) given a handjob.
( ) gotten a handjob.
( ) given a blowjob.
( ) gotten a blowjob.
(X) Been verbally/sexually harassed. (I'm going to count verbal, from my dad, here. *sigh*)
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%
( ) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
( ) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(X) Been to prom.
(X) Cried at school.
(X) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (At least, I think I might've when I was little. Certainly got lost at a Rennaisance Faire when I was a kid.)
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(X) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
( ) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
( ) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
( ) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(X) Driven a car. (And wrecked it... this is why you don't let maices drive)
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
( ) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%
( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
(X) Broken a bone. (It's painful!)
( ) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(X) Made porn. (It's on heeeeere!)
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(X) Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%
( ) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
( ) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
(X) Shot a gun (Thank you, 4-H Camp.)
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (Far, far more than that.)
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die. (Connor, I will never forget you. You were the best cat ever T~T)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
( ) Watched a person die.
( ) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody. (Ah, the old post-it-under-the-computer-mouse trick)
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or our own room after being out.
( ) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race. (I assume a monster-truck rally does not count.)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
(x) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
( ) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat. (My own little brothers)
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%
( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex. (Does third grade count?)
( ) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day. (Or back. Or side. Or... you get the picture.)
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (I definitely want one tho)
(x) Had a job. (Kept it, though? Nope.)
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
( ) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident. (Again, this is why you don't let maices drive)
( ) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
( ) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
( ) Danced in the rain.
( ) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (Tai-kwon-do when I was a kid)
( ) Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 72%. Wow, I'm more innocent than I thought.
