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16 years ago
How do you keep a n00b busy for hours? (Scroll down to find out.)
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Mikau
A - Age: 20
B - Bed size: Queen
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning
D - Dog's name: Don't have one currently
E - Essential "Start Your Day" item: Hair brush. Don't feel clean until hair has been straightened. >_<
F - Favorite color(s): Blue, though I like most colors. Red and violet are other favorites.
G - Gold or Silver: Too hard to choose! XD
H - Height: 5'2" (about. It's been years since I was measured)
I - Instruments you play: None
J - Job title: Pet care associate
K - Kids: Eh... no, thanks. Love my nephew, can tolerate a few others. Don't want any of my own.
L - Liquor, Beer or Wine: Don't drink
M - Mom's name: Christine
N - Nicknames: Nire, Eddie, Fluffy
O - Outie or Innie: Innie
P - Pet Peeve: People who buy pets without knowing the first thing about them (sorry, job poking in there)
Q - Quote from a movie: "Smile, you son-of-a-BITCH!" - Chief Brody, 'Jaws'
R - Right or left handed: Right
S - Sibling(s): A big brother
T- Time to get up: 5am (usual work day), past 8 most others
U - Underwear: Bikini (fuck thongs - panty lines are sexy!)
V - Vegetable you dislike: Cauliflower and anything raw. I like most cooked veggies. :)
W - What makes you run late: Sleeping a little too long.
X - X-rays you've had: Teeth.
Y - Yummy food you make: Anything microwavable.
Z - Zoo favorite: Tigers, giraffes, and polar bears
MikauA - Age: 20
B - Bed size: Queen
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning
D - Dog's name: Don't have one currently
E - Essential "Start Your Day" item: Hair brush. Don't feel clean until hair has been straightened. >_<
F - Favorite color(s): Blue, though I like most colors. Red and violet are other favorites.
G - Gold or Silver: Too hard to choose! XD
H - Height: 5'2" (about. It's been years since I was measured)
I - Instruments you play: None
J - Job title: Pet care associate
K - Kids: Eh... no, thanks. Love my nephew, can tolerate a few others. Don't want any of my own.
L - Liquor, Beer or Wine: Don't drink
M - Mom's name: Christine
N - Nicknames: Nire, Eddie, Fluffy
O - Outie or Innie: Innie
P - Pet Peeve: People who buy pets without knowing the first thing about them (sorry, job poking in there)
Q - Quote from a movie: "Smile, you son-of-a-BITCH!" - Chief Brody, 'Jaws'
R - Right or left handed: Right
S - Sibling(s): A big brother
T- Time to get up: 5am (usual work day), past 8 most others
U - Underwear: Bikini (fuck thongs - panty lines are sexy!)
V - Vegetable you dislike: Cauliflower and anything raw. I like most cooked veggies. :)
W - What makes you run late: Sleeping a little too long.
X - X-rays you've had: Teeth.
Y - Yummy food you make: Anything microwavable.
Z - Zoo favorite: Tigers, giraffes, and polar bears
:D
Yay for making fun of stupid people. :3
Cut to me mentally bitch-slapping the person.
And then there's "Are there any pets that I wouldn't have to clean the cage for?"
And "Turtles don't really get bigger, do they?" (immediately after saying they bought a BABY turtle, which are illegal to sell at that size, anyway)
"This kitten's female, right? I mean, it has nipples." (this was from a guy)
Seriously, I GET QUESTIONS LIKE THIS ON A DAILY BASIS.
Not sure why that happens so much. What is it about 'keets that makes people think they don't need water? O.o I mean, there's water dishes in the cages and everything...
Of course, sometimes you get customers who DO know what they're doing. Those guys rock. "Yeah, my cat's having trouble with hairballs. I'm looking for the brushes and laxatone."
*cue angelic choir*