Oh ho ho...step right up then and go over to  sparkynekomi's livejournal offering here: http://clickclackcat.livejournal.com/251320.html

You can claim a playing card (no one else will have your unique choice) that your character will be painted on. It is free with a recommended donation of $5 to help her survive. I recommend that you be nice and not request art without at least giving up a dollar or two. Considering what it takes to do nice traditional art, you'll be glad you gave a little something for it :3

I'm gettin' the Queen Of Hearts of course of course, and I gave $5 up for her art love.