Hewwo Mah Chewwy Bacon pop-tarts,
What is a "Texas"? This is obviously just a weird part of Kadoria. Everything is bigger in Kadoria, the cars, the seats, the roads and the days. The days are 36 hours here right? Must be!
I'm following a Shadow Fox around, but secretly, I'm like, 73.4% sure he's also one of the Dekas I've seen at those joint exercise thingies. Fun fact: the triangle pins they wear are not rank regalia, but actually indicate the teams they mentor. I did not know this!!! For all this time, I've been snogging DekaCommander Cassette McK-Mart's hind legs just because his CoronaDeka team has like, 19 rangers on it. And his preponderance of uniform pips made it seem that he was even higher up than the Bird. Turns out he's actually just stressed out and stretched really, really thin.
Poor guy! Corona has a lot of DekaProblems.
So when those triangle pips dont have any colors in them, apparently that means something else too. Anyway, I did get "escorted" around by a Deka wolf last night for scaring children. Bah.
Cheddar out!