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Where art thou?
16 years ago
Oh whiffle bat, where art thou?
The hordes of wasps and banana spiders are at my gate and I have no knight of yellow shining plastic armor to protect me. Why we split, the reason escapes me, but this damsel in distress needs you back.
Oh forlorn! Forlorn!
Please come back to me oh whiffle bat of mine, your home is surely waiting for you. Needless to say you're the only whiffle bat for me...unless some children are playing with you, then you're a two timing whore and I'll just go get myself a new whiffle bat from Wal-Mart. *stares*
*ahem* I was mowing the yard today and with all the trees there are tons of spider webs in my way. I found a rather sturdy stick, or so I thought. Halfway through mowing, I whacked at a spider and the thing broke in half. *shudders* Spider webs creep me out. Plus the webs wouldn't get off of the stick. With my ol' whiffle bat, the webs slid right off due to it's rather slick exterior. Man, I miss my whiffle bat.
The hordes of wasps and banana spiders are at my gate and I have no knight of yellow shining plastic armor to protect me. Why we split, the reason escapes me, but this damsel in distress needs you back.
Oh forlorn! Forlorn!
Please come back to me oh whiffle bat of mine, your home is surely waiting for you. Needless to say you're the only whiffle bat for me...unless some children are playing with you, then you're a two timing whore and I'll just go get myself a new whiffle bat from Wal-Mart. *stares*
*ahem* I was mowing the yard today and with all the trees there are tons of spider webs in my way. I found a rather sturdy stick, or so I thought. Halfway through mowing, I whacked at a spider and the thing broke in half. *shudders* Spider webs creep me out. Plus the webs wouldn't get off of the stick. With my ol' whiffle bat, the webs slid right off due to it's rather slick exterior. Man, I miss my whiffle bat.
Cockroaches, on the other hand... @_@
And wasps are even worse, those tempermental critters. They always seem to chase me if they're around.
Wasps are disgusting. I don't think they hold any purpose, therefore I kill them all upon sight.
Yeah, they don't make anything and they don't do us or any insects any good either. They just sting and invade your sweets and food. I usually just leave or find a place to take cover until they're gone.
lol j/k been wondering why it's called a whiffle bat?