As of last night, I am now the big 2-0! I feel no different! I still feel as lazy, perverted and autistic as ever! I still feel as though I could take the world and befriend it! Ich Liebst! I love it! I had scallops and oysters for the first time! Scallops? Lovely. Oysters? Nicht so gut. The Collector sucked! The hero was totally unlikeable! Orphan was better. At least that one made the protagonist likable. A good mother with a checkered past and some clear personal flaws? That is how you make a character that people would root for.