Just a word of advice.
7 years ago
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So folks, just a friendly word of advice here.
If you should ever have to hire someone to work on your house. Don't leave sex toys laying out, or anything that could be embarrassing.
I'm a contractor. I work on houses and find all sorts of ...things. The guy I'm working with found the homeowner's vibrator and what looks like some kind of a vibrating clit pump (is that a thing?) laying out. While I'm discrete and covered them up, he however has told everyone he knows and a few people he just met including someone walking down the street.
Please for the love of all that is good and holy don't leave stuff like that out. I don't want to see it, hear it, or smell it unless your in your twenties and look like Scarlett Johansson and even then it's questionable. If your a five foot tall over weight cat lady in your late fourties with hygiene issues keep that shit completly out of sight.
Also hide your porn, and don't leave sexy underwear out either. This happens too much.
If you should ever have to hire someone to work on your house. Don't leave sex toys laying out, or anything that could be embarrassing.
I'm a contractor. I work on houses and find all sorts of ...things. The guy I'm working with found the homeowner's vibrator and what looks like some kind of a vibrating clit pump (is that a thing?) laying out. While I'm discrete and covered them up, he however has told everyone he knows and a few people he just met including someone walking down the street.
Please for the love of all that is good and holy don't leave stuff like that out. I don't want to see it, hear it, or smell it unless your in your twenties and look like Scarlett Johansson and even then it's questionable. If your a five foot tall over weight cat lady in your late fourties with hygiene issues keep that shit completly out of sight.
Also hide your porn, and don't leave sexy underwear out either. This happens too much.