So this one was really weird for me. So I walked to my apartment door and looked out to see a 400pd man with one arm held out in the hitler salute with his head down and in his up raised arm was a single pork rind (I say hitler salute just so you can get an idea where his arm was being held) and he comes charging at me at full speed up the stair to my second floor apartment. For such a big guy he was surprisingly fast! As I tried and closed the door Pork rind guy is slightly faster than gets part of his head wedge into the door and the arm with the pork rind through the door as I desperately tried to close it on him, he keep shaking the pork rind at me saying “please take the pork rind, I know you want the pork rind please just take the pork rind” I was shouting back at his something along the lines of “I don’t want the stupid pork rind! Who the hell are you?! Get out of my door!” eventually I managed to close the door on him. At some point I had fallen asleep on the couch (this was also in the same dream) and had this overwhelming feeling of wrongness so I woke up and looked up to see Pork rind guy staring at me over the side of my couch and once he saw I was awake stuck his arm out with the pork rind back at me and continued on with his “Take the pork rind I know you want the pork rind please take the pork rind I know you want the Pork rind” I screamed in surprise and awoke for real with a hard start and the question of what the hell did I eat or drink last night that caused that dream?