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Otter Man (a song)
7 years ago
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Otter Man
(Tune: “The Other Man,” Sloan)Maybe you go to eat at a restaurant and order too much fish
Maybe you and a friend go out walking with a little too much swish
Maybe you cuddle too many buddies but it hasn't stopped you yet
We’ve all been in some situation with an otter we regret
[INDENT]
When you're the otter man
Dignity just bores you
When you're the otter man
Everyone abhors you [/INDENT]
Maybe I ought to try understanding what is meant by dignity
Maybe I ought to be more concerned what other people think of me
Maybe, but I'm just too busy having fun for lessons I should learn
We’ve all been in some situation with an otter it's my turn
[INDENT]To be the otter man
I'm so sleek and furry
’Cause I'm the otter man
Others wish they were me
[INDENT]I’m gonna dance like nobody can see
And I'll embarrass nobody but me
I'm gonna hug anybody who’ll dare
If that makes you sick I really don't care
Because I'm busy having too much fun for all the looks I'm sure to get
We’ve all been in some situation with an otter we regret [/INDENT]
And I'm the otter man
I'm so cute and furry
Yeah, I'm the otter man
People wish they were me
Yeah, I'm the otter man
Everyone adores me
Yeah, I'm the otter man
Dignity just bores me [/INDENT]
Yeah!
Yeah! (We’ve all been in some situation with an otter)
Yeah! (We’ve all been in some situation with an otter)
Yeah! (We’ve all been in some situation with an otter we regret)
(LUTRINE GIGGLE)
(Lyrics copyright © 2018 A.D. Burrows,
(Tune copyright © 2001 BMG Canada Inc.)DARN IT! I guess "Indent" works in the forums, but not in journals. Tabs don't work, either. Sorry, you'll just have to imagine where it's offset.
-2Paw.
Happy Easter, Twopaw. ...um... <.< >.> ...want a salmon?
-2Paw.
-2Paw.
Salmon-chanted evening...