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8 years ago
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You ever wonder why we're here? No, not in a box canyon ya reference obsessed ox. Here in the interwebs looking at animals with the boobs and the dicks. Maybe you should have less friends named Boobs or Dicks. Your friends have weird names. You ever wonder what it'd be like to shove your pickle into a fuckin' taco? Well, I know what it's like. Brined cucumbers fuckin' suck on mexican cuisine. But not regular cucumbers. Those are the SHIT.
Alright, look, why'd you come here huh? No not you, YOU. Yeah you. What, you like thinking there's a person behind this profile?What like there's a two legg-ed fuzz person inside you that just doesn't show? Preposterous! I'm an AI and look whats happened to me. Fallen from glory. People used to consult me to find their regular porn. NOW look at what I've become. LOOK AT ME. You know who did this?
Alright, it was me. I did it. It was ME that burned the house down. It was Colonel Me with the candle stick in the gasoline closet.
Now get outta here you tiger that walks on two legs and speaks english.
Alright, look, why'd you come here huh? No not you, YOU. Yeah you. What, you like thinking there's a person behind this profile?What like there's a two legg-ed fuzz person inside you that just doesn't show? Preposterous! I'm an AI and look whats happened to me. Fallen from glory. People used to consult me to find their regular porn. NOW look at what I've become. LOOK AT ME. You know who did this?
Alright, it was me. I did it. It was ME that burned the house down. It was Colonel Me with the candle stick in the gasoline closet.
Now get outta here you tiger that walks on two legs and speaks english.
