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How To Be A Moose At BLFC
7 years ago
I've been seeing a Q/A thing going around for this year's Biggest Little Fur Con. I'll be there, so let's write some things that technically qualify as answers!
Where are you staying?
39.523464 N, 119.778846 W (or thereabouts)
But seriously, the non-conblock rooms at the GSR are getting more expensive every year. I'm considering next year getting a cheapo room at the Peppermill or somewheres and shuttling back and forth. Even if you have to pay for a few Lyfts every day, it's way way cheaper.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday, at some point? I'm driving in, so I don't know exactly when I'll get there.
Who will you hang out with during the con?
Porn-drawers and poker-players!
Do you do free art?
I usually do! If you can catch me sitting at one of the hangout tables and I don't already a pile of stuff to do, I'll gladly draw you something.
What is your gender?
Antlered
How tall are you?
Middlin'
Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Crikey! I'm always on the lookout for bogans to be me mates!
Oh right, furries are involved, not Australians. That's very different.
Did.. Did I seriously just get propositioned by a questionnaire?
Can I talk to you?
No.
Can I touch you? Can I hug/snuggle you?
Yes, but I must reiterate, no talking. Don't ruin this for me.
How can I find you?
I've been seeing people putting Twitter handles and such here.. My experience is that there's usually very little cel/net access in the con area, so good luck with that. I should be pretty easy to spot tho, I got this Big Ol' Vinyl Badge I'll be wearing.
Can I visit your room?
You'll have to find it first, coppers!
Can I buy you drinks?
I like drink! Drink me get lovely person all the time.
Are you nice?
Of course I'm nice! I'm easily the 3rd or 4th nicest moose you'll ever meet.
But again, no talking to me.
Do you have an artist table?
No dealer room/artist alley table for me. But there will be art, and I will sit at tables. Learn to ask less vague questions, prewritten questionnaire!
Will you be going to parties?
Art parties maybe, if I can find any. Video game parties too, maybe. I'm not much for the loud drinky parties tho.
What/where will you be eating?
I will be going to various establishments where I can exchange currency for prepared plant and animal matter, which I will then chew into a mushy paste, and then process that via a series of dedicated organs to extract nourishment. It's a complicated and frankly disgusting process, but I encourage everyone to try it at least once!
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Yes, if you can draw. Don't waste my pages with stick figures please.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Yes, if you are fun. Or if you are food.
Can I take your picture?
I wasn't going to bring it with me to the con. It's not yours, anyway. It's mine.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
This year, I am going to do my best to attend BLFC!
Where are you staying?
39.523464 N, 119.778846 W (or thereabouts)
But seriously, the non-conblock rooms at the GSR are getting more expensive every year. I'm considering next year getting a cheapo room at the Peppermill or somewheres and shuttling back and forth. Even if you have to pay for a few Lyfts every day, it's way way cheaper.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday, at some point? I'm driving in, so I don't know exactly when I'll get there.
Who will you hang out with during the con?
Porn-drawers and poker-players!
Do you do free art?
I usually do! If you can catch me sitting at one of the hangout tables and I don't already a pile of stuff to do, I'll gladly draw you something.
What is your gender?
Antlered
How tall are you?
Middlin'
Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Crikey! I'm always on the lookout for bogans to be me mates!
Oh right, furries are involved, not Australians. That's very different.
Did.. Did I seriously just get propositioned by a questionnaire?
Can I talk to you?
No.
Can I touch you? Can I hug/snuggle you?
Yes, but I must reiterate, no talking. Don't ruin this for me.
How can I find you?
I've been seeing people putting Twitter handles and such here.. My experience is that there's usually very little cel/net access in the con area, so good luck with that. I should be pretty easy to spot tho, I got this Big Ol' Vinyl Badge I'll be wearing.
Can I visit your room?
You'll have to find it first, coppers!
Can I buy you drinks?
I like drink! Drink me get lovely person all the time.
Are you nice?
Of course I'm nice! I'm easily the 3rd or 4th nicest moose you'll ever meet.
But again, no talking to me.
Do you have an artist table?
No dealer room/artist alley table for me. But there will be art, and I will sit at tables. Learn to ask less vague questions, prewritten questionnaire!
Will you be going to parties?
Art parties maybe, if I can find any. Video game parties too, maybe. I'm not much for the loud drinky parties tho.
What/where will you be eating?
I will be going to various establishments where I can exchange currency for prepared plant and animal matter, which I will then chew into a mushy paste, and then process that via a series of dedicated organs to extract nourishment. It's a complicated and frankly disgusting process, but I encourage everyone to try it at least once!
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Yes, if you can draw. Don't waste my pages with stick figures please.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Yes, if you are fun. Or if you are food.
Can I take your picture?
I wasn't going to bring it with me to the con. It's not yours, anyway. It's mine.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
This year, I am going to do my best to attend BLFC!
What about Australian furries I'm sure there are some :3
I burst out laughing at the "no talking it'll ruin it for me"
It's just so odd to me that every con questionnaire I've ever seen has a "Can I talk to you?" question. Like, who's gonna seriously say "No, people in general may not interact with me at this large social event"?
But since then we've infected him with our sloppy American drawl, so he's much more understandable now.
There are other mooses! I've even seen a few moose-suiters around.
Obviously there are other moose, and now I know about a few of them.
Hope you have fun there!
Plus they have free continental breakfast!! :D
I'll keep an eye out for ya! I know I've drawn for you before, like years ago..
And whoo BLFC!