How to Play Zelda (based of my life experience)
7 years ago
Step one: Turn on the game. If you're like me, you're playing "Link to the Past"
Step two: Put off your quest, run around aggressively singing the theme song
Step three: Slash bushes with your spiral attack. Scream when an enemy pops out
Step four: kill enemies, laugh maniacally
Step five: get to the dungeon like your supposed to
Step six: there's jumping skeletons, yell about it.
Step seven: There's a room with balls. Run.
Step eight: yell more
Step nine: die to a enemy thing
Step ten: retry. Die again
Step eleven: repeat last step. Throw your Bendy plush in anger and yell
Step twelve: Realize what you just did, Chase after the plush apologizing profusely like the lunatic you are
Step thirteen: get to dungeon boss
Step fourteen: die like ten more times
Step fifteen: finally beat the stupid boss
Steo sixteen: yell in triumph, stop playing because your vocal cords hurt
Step two: Put off your quest, run around aggressively singing the theme song
Step three: Slash bushes with your spiral attack. Scream when an enemy pops out
Step four: kill enemies, laugh maniacally
Step five: get to the dungeon like your supposed to
Step six: there's jumping skeletons, yell about it.
Step seven: There's a room with balls. Run.
Step eight: yell more
Step nine: die to a enemy thing
Step ten: retry. Die again
Step eleven: repeat last step. Throw your Bendy plush in anger and yell
Step twelve: Realize what you just did, Chase after the plush apologizing profusely like the lunatic you are
Step thirteen: get to dungeon boss
Step fourteen: die like ten more times
Step fifteen: finally beat the stupid boss
Steo sixteen: yell in triumph, stop playing because your vocal cords hurt
Step Nineteen: try and tell them that you're fighting worms and will be there in a second
Step twenty: mess up your sentence, say "I have worms" in the most serious voice