Got last minute tickets h e c k i n g y e s so I might as well answer some of mankind's most important questions:

What day are you getting there? And when do you leave?
yes

Who will you be rooming with?
a gay purple can

What is your gender?
snoot

Can I hug or snuggle you?
ask to hug but NO SNUGGLE GET OFF ME I BITE

What is the best way to find you?
it will smell like perfumed fish

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
sneeze

Can I take your picture?
NO, I BITE

What are your goals for the con?
to not bite anyone ;w;