Are you someone who made a request?
Did I tell you I'd draw that for you?
Are you still waiting and I have forgotten?
Well say no more, I am here to fix that! All you have to do is say, "I made a request." Just give me the details and I'll get to work RIGHT AWAY!
Did I mention all requests I do are FREE?!
"What? Free? No way!"
Yup! That's right, it's all FREE!
"But your art sucks compared to the other artists here!"
Well you can go fu-

PLEASE STAND BY