I've got to get out of Ohio now, officially. Why, you may ask. Cause I was out getting lunch when I saw one of the native savages get out of her car in pajama pants. It's an ohio thing to wear pajamas out in public for some stupid reason. Then, on top of that, she started talking trash about her little daughter over the phone loud enough I could hear her. Being none of my business I went inside and placed my order. She followed me inside and by the time I had sat down to eat, things started to fall apart for her. First her card was declined and had to call her bank to get money transferred and stuff; all while swearing just loud enough to hear and getting pissy to the bank on the phone and ripping the bank to the employees. By the time all was said and done not only had I lost my appetite, but also my desire to live in this dirty uncouth town that has culturally been going down the tubed over the last 15 years.

I want out.