No longer content on using Internet Anagram Generators, I've downloaded "Anagram Artist 3.05" (it's free, if you like creating anagrams)
After booting it up and running the names of some military debacles through it, I've come up with even zanier anagrams than ever before!

Here's a list of what I've come up with so far:

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Smoothbore Cannons =
- Moron's chosen baton
- Conmen's Arson Booth
- Cannon Homos rob set

Gas Turbine Engine =
- Austere Beginning
- Turbine Engine Sag
- Engineer Giant Bus
- Sauteing beginners
- Urine Binge Agents

Abrams Fuel Consumption =
- Famous public ornaments
- Obtains crap; Summon fuel

US Marines =
- Russia Men
- Minus Ears
- Iran muses
Ares Minus
- Res Animus
- Anus Miser
- Rim Anuses

Advanced Tactical Fighter =
- Gravitated Chicane

Peter Schoomaker =
- Teaches more pork

Stryker Mobile Gun System =
- Toys resembling musketry

Patriot Missile =
- Serial Optimist
- Pistol emits air
- Miss Irate Pilots

Humvees in combat =
- Behave, Communist

Stryker APC =
- Track's prey

Littoral Combat Ship =
- Patriotic Mothballs

Apache Helicopter =
- The archaic people

Bradley Fighting Vehicle =
- Belfry lighting achieved

Airborne Laser System =
- Rotary miserableness

Halon Fire Supressor =
- Press honors failure
- Sees painful horrors

Arleigh Burke-class Destroyers =
- Bucks hysteria, role regardless
- Glass brick, hard eyesore result
- Subs destroy shag career
- Carry deluge; sharks bite losers
- Laser set hydraulics go berserk

Expeditionary Fighting Vehicles =
- Expensive; noticed high fragility
- Go help verify this indigence taxi

Air Defense Anti Tank System =
- Tainted insane freak system
- My State's Frankenstein idea
- Is intense-marketed fantasy
- Entire mistake; fantasy ends
- Defeats yanks' main interest
- Fears daintiest enemy tanks

Stryker Brigade Combat Team =
- Bitter, gay Democrats embark
- Catty keg robbers emit drama
- Disembark megabyte tractor
- Combat tragedy-maker tribes
- Key target, car bombers admit

NETFIRES System =
- Fester in system
- System fries 'net