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A DECADE OF ANTHROCON! Also: PRE-ORDER-BADGES!
7 years ago
Hi kids, here's a journal you won't read about an event I'll be at where you'll complain about not being able to find me because you didn't read this journal. This will be my tenth Anthrocon, I know these patterns!
Where are you staying?
The Double Tree. Please stalk me relentlessly.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday! Look for Big Red. (not the shouty meme lady, my truck)
How are you traveling?
In my truck (not on the back of the shouty meme lady, though if she's offering...)
Who will you be rooming with?
shadow-of-nights, her MAN, and 
gunrapt0r
How is the best way to find you?
Dealer's Den! Tables 006-007.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not this year, too many promised meet-ups with cool kids.
What do you look like?
Spiky dark blonde hair, 6 feet tall, black dress shirt, pink tie, gorgeous, etc...
Will you be suiting?
Someday there will be Bone suits, but this is not that day.
Do you do free art?
For free money.
Do you do trades?
Only if you have a substantial following and, therefore, are good for brand awareness. Oh yeah and you have to ACTUALLY POST THE ART I DO FOR YOU
What is your gender?
The better one.
Can I talk to you?
You fucking better.
Can I touch you?
Firm handshakes are encouraged.
Can I buy you drinks?
This is encouraged. If you drug me, however, do not expect to survive.
Can I give you stuff?
Sure, preferably drugs, rare comics, or overly sexual anime figurines.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Snuggling is gay.
Are you nice?
The nicest.
Will you be going to parties?
If drugs are involved.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
"I've read all of your comics! [Blank] is my favorite character!"
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Sure, but if you do anything at all to hinder my plans: YOU'RE OUT! Don't be late, don't be picky, don't be rude, and don't have dietary needs.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
You fucking better.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Sure, just ask first.
Can I take your picture?
You fucking better.
Do you do commissions?
I'll have some badge and sketchbook slots open. They go quick! UNLESS YOU PRE-ORDER A BADGE RIGHT NOW AND SAVE YOURSELF A HUGE HEADACHE THERE ARE THREE SLOTS LEFT
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Make sure my mom survives (she's coming this year because she wants to see what the hell her son has been doing for a decade)
BADGE PRE-ORDER INFO HERE, THEY ARE CHEAPER AND YOU GET THEM QUICKER IF YOU DO IT THIS WAY! I KNOW THERE'S SOME WEIRD INTERNET SHADOWBAN ON INTERACTING WITH ME ONLINE BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT NO ONE WILL HURT YOU FOR TALKING TO ME LIKE A MAN: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27812471/
Where are you staying?
The Double Tree. Please stalk me relentlessly.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday! Look for Big Red. (not the shouty meme lady, my truck)
How are you traveling?
In my truck (not on the back of the shouty meme lady, though if she's offering...)
Who will you be rooming with?
shadow-of-nights, her MAN, and 
gunrapt0rHow is the best way to find you?
Dealer's Den! Tables 006-007.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not this year, too many promised meet-ups with cool kids.
What do you look like?
Spiky dark blonde hair, 6 feet tall, black dress shirt, pink tie, gorgeous, etc...
Will you be suiting?
Someday there will be Bone suits, but this is not that day.
Do you do free art?
For free money.
Do you do trades?
Only if you have a substantial following and, therefore, are good for brand awareness. Oh yeah and you have to ACTUALLY POST THE ART I DO FOR YOU
What is your gender?
The better one.
Can I talk to you?
You fucking better.
Can I touch you?
Firm handshakes are encouraged.
Can I buy you drinks?
This is encouraged. If you drug me, however, do not expect to survive.
Can I give you stuff?
Sure, preferably drugs, rare comics, or overly sexual anime figurines.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Snuggling is gay.
Are you nice?
The nicest.
Will you be going to parties?
If drugs are involved.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
"I've read all of your comics! [Blank] is my favorite character!"
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Sure, but if you do anything at all to hinder my plans: YOU'RE OUT! Don't be late, don't be picky, don't be rude, and don't have dietary needs.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
You fucking better.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Sure, just ask first.
Can I take your picture?
You fucking better.
Do you do commissions?
I'll have some badge and sketchbook slots open. They go quick! UNLESS YOU PRE-ORDER A BADGE RIGHT NOW AND SAVE YOURSELF A HUGE HEADACHE THERE ARE THREE SLOTS LEFT
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Make sure my mom survives (she's coming this year because she wants to see what the hell her son has been doing for a decade)
BADGE PRE-ORDER INFO HERE, THEY ARE CHEAPER AND YOU GET THEM QUICKER IF YOU DO IT THIS WAY! I KNOW THERE'S SOME WEIRD INTERNET SHADOWBAN ON INTERACTING WITH ME ONLINE BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT NO ONE WILL HURT YOU FOR TALKING TO ME LIKE A MAN: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27812471/
Not like a linebacker...like hey how are ya!!
Would it creep mom out if I hugged her in my new suit??
If so should I still do it??
gotcha.
lol