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Police responded to calls of strange noises coming from a gated community. Upon investigation police found the site to be housing an abstinence cult.

According to reports, each member of the cult were found to be heavily impregnated and in a constant state of sexual lust. Doctors have been unable to get answers over what occurred or the parties responsible. So far the only claim has been that it was caused by one individual, though this is unlikely due to the amounts of fluids found.

DNA testing is currently underway with hopes of finding the parties responsible.