News Update #4
7 years ago
In world breaking news, aliens are real!
The leader of an alien race said to be from the planet Uranus has recently surrendered to the world's nations. They claim to have underestimated the Earth's defenses and wish to surrender in hopes that the planet will order the... uh, "Beast with unending hunger" to cease its conquest, claiming that this warrior has singlehandly conquered Uranus.
They've also stated that their ships are filled to the brim with immensely pregnant females and that they simply cannot handle any more. At the moment no nation has come forward to take credit for this event but the world remains on edge.
Footage from the global satellite did however show what appeared to be an escape pod leave the main ship and land somewhere around the Pacific ocean. No pod has been discovered so far though, but nations are on the ready if this warrior the aliens claim to exist should be a threat to our planet.
The leader of an alien race said to be from the planet Uranus has recently surrendered to the world's nations. They claim to have underestimated the Earth's defenses and wish to surrender in hopes that the planet will order the... uh, "Beast with unending hunger" to cease its conquest, claiming that this warrior has singlehandly conquered Uranus.
They've also stated that their ships are filled to the brim with immensely pregnant females and that they simply cannot handle any more. At the moment no nation has come forward to take credit for this event but the world remains on edge.
Footage from the global satellite did however show what appeared to be an escape pod leave the main ship and land somewhere around the Pacific ocean. No pod has been discovered so far though, but nations are on the ready if this warrior the aliens claim to exist should be a threat to our planet.
Nirriti
!nirriti
#CNN_FakeNews
Drag0nK1ngmark
~drag0nk1ngmark
heavily pregnant alien women? geez
SoylentOrange
~thefwank
"More on this story as they develop- er, it develops."
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