You'll be fine. I've caught my dick in my pants zipper several times over the years
and it still works like a champ. Plus its an interesting story you can tell to the ladies
to get them to look at Mr Winky.

I've gotten it caught in a zipper myself. That's a bit different. It hurts alot but it doesn't actually cut. The clipper cut a deep V or U shaped notch into that strip of skin. ...Well, whatever. It's done now. I wouldn't have written about it at all if I didn't get drunk yesterday. It's good to hear from you though. How have you been?

Aggravated & annoyed.
I let a friend of mine who I have known since childhood stay at my place so she can get back on her feet. Shes been here for a little over two weeks. All she does is disrespect me and be a disruption. Shes a drunk whose up all night long. She doesn't ask me permission to do anything. She just does it. Shes eating all my food and using my stuff without my permission. I've asked her to stop but she just gets mad and acts like I am being a selfish asshole. I can't even leave any lighters laying around because she pockets them. She kept pulling apart my measuring cups so she could use one as a coffee scoop - again without even asking me if it was okay - and I asked her to stop. She kept doing it anyways and she hid the cup she pulled off in an attempt to cover up what she did. I had to tape the damn plastic ring closed to stop her. She claimed I was being childish about it.
She was playing Metallica at 2 this morning when I was trying to get to sleep. I somehow drowned it out. When I woke up at 6 she was in the kitchen making something to eat and she must of slammed my microwave door like 4 times. Meanwhile I'm sitting on the couch trying to get back to sleep. I don't go into the bedroom at 6 in the morning and slam shit around.
Its all about what she wants to do and when I don't want to do what she wants she gets a attitude with me. She got mad at me because she wanted to watch an Adam Sandler concert in the living room on my computer and I felt like not watching it. She told me I didn't know how to compromise with people. I've done nothing but compromise since she came over. I gave her my bedroom and I am sleeping on the couch. .Shes smoking weed in my house. She has a 15 year old daughter too who stays up all night and shes sarcastic with me. I tried talking to her about the things her mom has been doing because I thought maybe she could get through to her and she would stop disrespecting me but she didn't care about anything I had to say. She got upset with me and called me a bitch and stormed out the house. She told her mom I yelled at her and I got guilt tripped into apologizing.
She did somehow manage to get a job but she don't start until next Monday. I don't know how much longer I can allow her to be here as the management has taken notice of her presence. Her own mother told me on the phone last night to kick her out because shes just using me and that if I let her stay she will only get worse. How said is that? I might just end up asking my landlord to tell her to leave. I've done about all I can for her and he presence is getting a bit much for me.

Also she keeps talking about pawning my Television thats in the bedroom. She hasn't even asked me if its okay she just keeps saying how she wants to pawn it for what little she can get out of it. Who does that? She keeps pestering me about the trash can thats sitting on my back porch. Its got a little hole in the back of the lid and she thinks because she can see flies coming in and out of it that the can is going to get infested with them. I assured her that they empty it pretty regularly and that its not an issue. She wants to steal the neighbors trash can and swap it out with mine. I told her "Thats not happening." but she keeps bringing it up. She told me last night "I don't care what you say. That can has to go." I'm not going to do something that could get me in trouble out of convenience for her. She doesn't seem to understand what boundaries are or she just doesn't care about them. You don't go stay at someones house and just do whatever you want.

Wow!.. I am so sorry you're having to go through that. I've actually been in almost that exact situation myself. Twice! That's why you never let friends stay with you lol.
If I were you I'd go with the landlord excuse and then offer to pay for two weeks at some cheap motel. That gives you an out without leaving her and her daughter on the street, and it preserves your friendship, if you're you're still friends.

I can't pay for a hotel. I'm already spending half my money on her every week. Theres a shelter a couple towns away in Cartersville but I doubt she would stay there. Her mother told me that if I did ask them to leave she would have a place to go because she has friends on FB who are always offering to put her up. Her mother also told me it didn't matter what I did that if I made them leave I would become an enemy to her.

Do you have a tent? lol. The third time one of my friends was going to be homeless I gave them some of my camping gear. It worked out, and I actually got most of my stuff back.

Seriously though, that chick is nothing but bad news. She sounds like a crank addict. You need to get her out of your house. Then change the locks. I hope you don't have to lose your TV or anything else you care about before that happens.

Crank = meth, if you didn't get that. I did it myself a very long time ago, and still had friends who did it long after I quit. Until I ditched them all.

I know. I use to use it. The stuff thats being called "meth" nowadays isn't real crank.
Its just a bunch of chopped up caffeine pills and whatever chemical that they find under
the kitchen sink.

Seriously? They don't even make real crank anymore? I mean, that's good, but damn lol

I live at an apartment complex. Camping out back isn't really an option.
Besides I haven't had stuff for camping since 2005. Its funny you say she sounds like a crank addict
because I've told her daughter twice that some of the things her mom does reminds me of drug addicts.
She got offended when I said this but the reason I know how addicts behave is because I've lived in dope houses a few times.
Hell the last place I lived at was a slum house with drunks, chimos and meth heads.
I don't want to get on her bad side but I will do what I have to to protect myself. I've had to kick her out before (two months ago) but it was for a totally different reason. My brother doesn't like her and he told me if I didn't ask her to leave he was going to cut me off. I got really mad and offended at the time because I don't think its his place to tell me who I can have over at my house but now that shes been here for a few weeks I am starting to wonder if he wasn't right.

I didn't say anything about her camping in the yard
Her daughter's reaction is Interesting. But you'd know if she was on meth, if for no other reason than that unique sweetish smelling BO. It doesn't really matter though. Even her mother said what kind of person she was. But friendship is blind. At least for a while. I personally try to help a friend as much as possible because being homeless sucks beyond belief. But after experiences like yours I draw the line at letting them stay with me "for a few days".

Yeah I'd know if she was on Meth. Shes not. Shes a drunk and a weed addict.
I was homeless for a long time. Not sure if I ever mentioned that to you. So yeah.
I know how much that can suck. I don't want to kick them out but if I must, I must.
If she would show a little more motivation and at least try not to disrespect me I'd
be a little more relaxed about them being here. I really don't like being disrespected.
I'm going to go talk to my manager about the situation and see what she says.

Nope I never knew you were homeless. I actually entered Job Corps so I could dig myself out (soon after being kicked out of dad's house). That was probably the worst choice a solitary cat like me could have made. I almost snapped several times because I couldn't get away and be alone. Then after I graduated everything went to hell. I needed relief so badly that I took almost anything I could get my paws on. I smoked crank until I was almost dead. I would be so exhausted that I couldn't sit in a chair. So I'd lay on the floor, close my eyes and hope that my last breath was the last one. ...Those were the darkest days of my youth.

Why were you homeless?

Maybe you should tell her that you're reaching the end of your rope. Put your paw down and say hey, you're under my roof so respect my rules or get out. I mean, there's an alpha in every relationship. That brings an interesting thought. When a female is used to abusive boyfriends, they're submissive. But when they're with a nice guy they become abusive themselves. Could that be what's happening here?

I talked to my manager and explained to her what was going on.
She said they have to leave and to tell them the manager said so. She said if they don't leave
to call her and she will get the police involved. Hopefully it won't come to that though I am
certain shes going to get hella emotional and cry and make me feel guilty. I haven't told
them yet and I am dreading it. They are in the other room sleeping.
Yeah I was homeless off and on between 1994-2004. I lived in a tent in the woods when I could afford
to have one. I ended up on the streets after my father died of Cancer. My mom kicked me out and she sold off everything. I hopped on a Greyhound bus to Oregon. I stayed with a friend for a couple weeks until
she asked me to leave because I told her "If I had a gun I would stick it in my mouth and
pull the trigger." I was really depressed at the time. I ended up staying at a shelter and I met
a guy who would end up being my first roommate. We lived in Washington State until about 2001
when we had to move out of the apartment because our idiot roommate went to Montana to meet some girl he met on a dating site and he never mailed the rent to us. I ended up back on the streets until
a lady from a church helped me get on welfare.

From what I can gather and from what her mother has told me she uses everyone she can.
Shes irresponsible and shes been living like this for the last 8 years. Her mom said she even
tried to get custody of her child but she fought it. I only just got back in contact with them
like 3 months ago so there was a lot about them I wasn't aware of. I think the father was abusive
but they haven't seen him in years. I guess he still lives with his mother. I have talked to both
of them quite a few times albeit in an angry manner about how I felt they were disrespecting me.
I don't handle stress very well and I have a temper. I've told them that its wrong to go into another
persons house and act like you run the joint. They just act like I am the one with the problem and
that I am being an overbearing prick.

That's one fucked up family. Oddly enough I've known or heard about quite a few like that.

So, how did things work out?

Well, my dick is finally healed. That cut actually turned out to be a good thing. I'm uncircumcised but my foreskin never did cover the head. Now since that cut my frenulum is about 8mm longer on average, so it relaxed the foreskin even more. For some reason that makes my dick hang long most of the time, like a circumcised guy. So I kinda get the best of both worlds now ^^

I ended up making them leave. A friend of hers from Tucker came and took them to his house. She stole some of my towels and a TV she gave me 2 months ago that was sitting in the bedroom. I didn't notice the television was gone until after they left. She claims it was never mine.