Swiped from  AgentElrond

A quiz to determine your own morality.

For each question answered "Yes" award yourself the number of points listed.

1.) Is everything always someone else's fault?
(5 Points)
No

2.) Are waitresses, bar tenders, park ranger, police officers and HWY patrols unfailingly rude, unreasonable, stupid and uncooperative?
(10 Points)
No

3.) Doing you borrow people's things and then conveniently "forget" to return them?
(5 Points)
No not conveniently but I do forget. I'll take 2 for that.

4.) When given the option, do you always choose the one that makes this easier for you, regardless of the circumstances?
(7 Points)
No

5.) If you answered "yes" to no. 4: Do you feel perfectly guilt-free and righteous about your decisions?
(10 Points)
N/A

6.) Do you only offer people assistance if there is something in it for you?
(1 Point)
I help people when they need it. I like getting rewards but I don't ask for 'em. So no.

7.) Do you feel justified in dawdling about because something interests you, even though this makes the group you are with late for a certain activity?
(5 Points)
No

8.) Aren't people who get snappy at you just completely unreasonable?
(3 points)
Not often but sometimes. 1.5 points.

9.) When you donate to a charity, do you only do it because it will make you look good?
(5 points)
No

10.) Do you feel the need to harp extensively on other people's short-comings to make yourself feel better?
(15 points)

11.) (Honesty required) Do all these questions, though at first they seem to fit you, really don't because you are a perfect person and therefore flawless?
Hell no.


My score: 3.5 points

Scoring:

0 = You are one damn good person! <3

1-4 = Your not Jesus, but you aren't some douche either. You're okay. =)

5-20 = Okay you are kinda self-centered, work on that a little.

21-51 = You need some help. You obviously can't tell that your a total ass.

52-67 = Oh look a baseball bat- OH! That probably hurt... Well you deserved it.

67 - 100 = Is that my gun in your face? Why yes it is! *bang*


So I'm not perfect. I never was. Now YOU go do it!