Most times being hung like a horse is a compliment. But when Vaxi tells you she means she wishes you were bigger.

You're supposed to roast ME damnit XD

That is a roast and nothing will beat that

You look like a chihuahua bleached white with a French moustache trying to cosplay as a Japanese anime singer lady.

Your Ass is as wide as your mouth to face it
If a dragon spit roasted your tail, you'd taste it

speaking on dragon's im surprised that with your pedigree
you weren't passed around as a kobold fuck-train treat

<3

She gets carried away with her own self-importance. The trouble is, not far enough.

She always wants to be the center of attention. When she goes to a funeral, she's sorry she isn't the corpse.

A roast thread? I thought that was just Vaxi's usual way of spending the night.

EDIT: Not a bad way to spend a weekend night, though.

What do you get when u mix a Chinchilla, a mouse, and a fennec fox? Well whoever made you kept you as the next best thing. As a "what not to do" example.

Oof, making me saltier than beef jerky over here. Bravo

The only thing bigger than than Vaxi's ego is her chest, and trust me, its not by much.

I wonder what Vaxi's boob size is compensating for. Lack of intelligence?

I'd have you know that boob size is not detrimental to intelligence! :'c *Sniff*
Good one

When they said "think big" they didn't mean a slut for big dicks tho.

Underrated roast. Well done

Surprisingly her biggest asset isn't her ass or tits.
its her ability to be used by massive beasts twice her size as a ragdoll and still survive