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7 years ago
General
1. Do you snore?
Naw
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Fighter. I wanna smack a bitch.
3. What’s your worst fear?
Dying in public. Embarrassing as hell.
4. As a kid, were you a lego maniac?
Yeah, but I got mostly knockoff Lego because cheap parents.
5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
Fake and stupid.
6. Do you chew on your straws?
Yes, I chew on anything that goes in my mouth. That's why I'm straighter than
northernway
7. Were you a cute baby?
no
8. Is the single life for you?
Probably. I like to be alone and don't have the time to tend to a person's feeling anymore.
9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black,
10. Do you sing in the shower?
no
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
ni
12. Any secret talents?
I guess I'm pretty dank at woodcarving and clay sculpting for not even having the right tools :3c
13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Some warm cabin in a chilly forest beside a cold lake.
14. Can you swim?
no
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
what he fuck
17. Do you care about the ozone?
My pathetic lifespan will end before pollution destroys the entire population so no.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Who licks? That shit is for sucking.
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
I don't even remember it forwards. Seriously. God help me.
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yeah I played Skyrim for 9 hours and watched Boss Baby like 3 times on one.
21. Are you a single child?
Hell yeah.
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Manual
23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Better than farming.
24. Is marriage in your future?
I'll get back to you once I find someone who can deal with my obsessive obsessing.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
26. What are you allergic to?
cum
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
I love... LOVE MOIST TOWELETTES!
28. Is Tupac still alive?
who
29. Do you cry at weddings?
Yeah I cried at my anime wedding where the fuckign jarl of morthal appeared because I killed a slutty vampire (aka competition for me) in her town and she gifted me a man. like a whole man. i brought him on an adventure and accidentally slit his fucking throat and then he banged my pet bard and let bees into the house.
30. How do you like your eggs?
must be kwama eggs
31. Are blondes dumb?
yes
32. Where does the other sock end up?
always falls through a portal to hell itself
33. What time is it?
1:13 am
4. Do you have a nickname?
sho/n'wah/disgusting racist/pussy
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
yep
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
a couple months ago
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers pls.
38. Is Santa Claus real?
Fucking of course dumbass mother fucker penis dick
39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
Last time that happened I couldn't go outside during the day for weeks and started craving red meat. Vampires are so fucking rude.
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
It actually makes me feel pretty safe. No one can see me.
41. What are you addicted to?
Video games.
Please help me.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
c r i s p
43. Can you crack your neck?
Only after 14 hour gaming sessions
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yeah I got hit by a car :(
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
one
46. Is drug free the way to be?
Depends how your body takes it. Meds helped me get on my feet.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
fuck yeah. That's how this other slutty vampire chick came into my room and
48. What colour are your eyes?
Asian brown
50. Do you like your life?
It's shitty but I'll live
51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Why not Pure Carbon That Has A Hardness Of 10 On The Mohs Scale
52. Are you psychic
Is Truscum actually Trus cum or Tru scum?
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Please watch this video if you're concerned about my health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO63Ih0UAWE
54. Do you play any instruments?
I used to play clarinet but I lacked the blowing, tonguing, and fingering skills for it.
55. Have you ever stolen money?
I was tempted to once but that's what anxiety is for.
56. Can you snowboard?
Hell yeah
57. Do you like camping?
It's aight
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
:) yes
59. Do you believe in magic?
hell no
60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Why not horses?
61. You believe in divorce?
Well since like 99% of primates aren't monogamous, why restrain yourself to one asshole who's gonna bore the shit out of you when you can swap between assholes who are gonna bore the shit out of you. That's real Quora philosophy right there.
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
I can on Minecraft that's how I get pussy.
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
I'm a flawless perosn uou fucking degernate
64. Is it cold outside today?
I WISHS
65. What was the last thing you ate?
pizza
66. Do you wear nail polish?
Real shit I once wore nail polish when I cosplayed Harry Potter once. Didn't get dicked.
67. Have you ever been kissed?
Once a gecko kissed my hand and that was cute.
68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
Any Kidz Bop
69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Naw
70. Favourite song at the moment?
Both https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU
71. Do you like your job?
I don't have one so my life is pointless atm
72. Do you like your classes in school?
Yeah they were dank. But now I miss my science class :( I once dabbed in it and the teacher said "no!! no dabbing!!"
73. How do you like your meat cooked?
literally fuckign crisp
74. Do you like these surveys.
no
75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
Depends, will FA ban me if I tag hitler :)?
BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
there was some juicy pussy on the other side
Naw
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Fighter. I wanna smack a bitch.
3. What’s your worst fear?
Dying in public. Embarrassing as hell.
4. As a kid, were you a lego maniac?
Yeah, but I got mostly knockoff Lego because cheap parents.
5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
Fake and stupid.
6. Do you chew on your straws?
Yes, I chew on anything that goes in my mouth. That's why I'm straighter than
northernway7. Were you a cute baby?
no
8. Is the single life for you?
Probably. I like to be alone and don't have the time to tend to a person's feeling anymore.
9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black,
10. Do you sing in the shower?
no
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
ni
12. Any secret talents?
I guess I'm pretty dank at woodcarving and clay sculpting for not even having the right tools :3c
13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Some warm cabin in a chilly forest beside a cold lake.
14. Can you swim?
no
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
what he fuck
17. Do you care about the ozone?
My pathetic lifespan will end before pollution destroys the entire population so no.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Who licks? That shit is for sucking.
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
I don't even remember it forwards. Seriously. God help me.
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yeah I played Skyrim for 9 hours and watched Boss Baby like 3 times on one.
21. Are you a single child?
Hell yeah.
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Manual
23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Better than farming.
24. Is marriage in your future?
I'll get back to you once I find someone who can deal with my obsessive obsessing.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
26. What are you allergic to?
cum
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
I love... LOVE MOIST TOWELETTES!
28. Is Tupac still alive?
who
29. Do you cry at weddings?
Yeah I cried at my anime wedding where the fuckign jarl of morthal appeared because I killed a slutty vampire (aka competition for me) in her town and she gifted me a man. like a whole man. i brought him on an adventure and accidentally slit his fucking throat and then he banged my pet bard and let bees into the house.
30. How do you like your eggs?
must be kwama eggs
31. Are blondes dumb?
yes
32. Where does the other sock end up?
always falls through a portal to hell itself
33. What time is it?
1:13 am
4. Do you have a nickname?
sho/n'wah/disgusting racist/pussy
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
yep
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
a couple months ago
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers pls.
38. Is Santa Claus real?
Fucking of course dumbass mother fucker penis dick
39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
Last time that happened I couldn't go outside during the day for weeks and started craving red meat. Vampires are so fucking rude.
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
It actually makes me feel pretty safe. No one can see me.
41. What are you addicted to?
Video games.
Please help me.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
c r i s p
43. Can you crack your neck?
Only after 14 hour gaming sessions
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yeah I got hit by a car :(
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
one
46. Is drug free the way to be?
Depends how your body takes it. Meds helped me get on my feet.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
fuck yeah. That's how this other slutty vampire chick came into my room and
48. What colour are your eyes?
Asian brown
50. Do you like your life?
It's shitty but I'll live
51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Why not Pure Carbon That Has A Hardness Of 10 On The Mohs Scale
52. Are you psychic
Is Truscum actually Trus cum or Tru scum?
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Please watch this video if you're concerned about my health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO63Ih0UAWE
54. Do you play any instruments?
I used to play clarinet but I lacked the blowing, tonguing, and fingering skills for it.
55. Have you ever stolen money?
I was tempted to once but that's what anxiety is for.
56. Can you snowboard?
Hell yeah
57. Do you like camping?
It's aight
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
:) yes
59. Do you believe in magic?
hell no
60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Why not horses?
61. You believe in divorce?
Well since like 99% of primates aren't monogamous, why restrain yourself to one asshole who's gonna bore the shit out of you when you can swap between assholes who are gonna bore the shit out of you. That's real Quora philosophy right there.
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
I can on Minecraft that's how I get pussy.
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
I'm a flawless perosn uou fucking degernate
64. Is it cold outside today?
I WISHS
65. What was the last thing you ate?
pizza
66. Do you wear nail polish?
Real shit I once wore nail polish when I cosplayed Harry Potter once. Didn't get dicked.
67. Have you ever been kissed?
Once a gecko kissed my hand and that was cute.
68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
Any Kidz Bop
69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Naw
70. Favourite song at the moment?
Both https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU
71. Do you like your job?
I don't have one so my life is pointless atm
72. Do you like your classes in school?
Yeah they were dank. But now I miss my science class :( I once dabbed in it and the teacher said "no!! no dabbing!!"
73. How do you like your meat cooked?
literally fuckign crisp
74. Do you like these surveys.
no
75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
Depends, will FA ban me if I tag hitler :)?
BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
there was some juicy pussy on the other side
