Never ever use fantasy plot generator XD
7 years ago
I just wanted to have fun with it. what came out.. urgh.. read:
Kehno Kumbartha, the Imp
A Fantasy Novel
by Anonymous
In a Hell there lived a vascular, bad imp named Kehno Kumbartha. Not a muscular sarcastic, evil Hell, filled with mountains and a grotesque smell, nor yet a scary, happy, dancing Hell with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an imp-Hell, and that means comfort.
One day, after a troubling visit from the demon Loki Kumbartha, Kehno leaves his Hell and sets out in search of three sadistic rivers. A quest undertaken in the company of witches, angels and intelligent foxes.
In the search for the demon-guarded rivers, Kehno Kumbartha surprises even himself with his strenght and skill as a hunter.
During his travels, Kehno rescues a sword, an heirloom belonging to Loki. But when Loki refuses to try singing, their friendship is over.
However, Loki is wounded at the Battle of Stalingrad and the two reconcile just before Kehno engages in some serious singing.
Kehno accepts one of the three sadistic rivers and returns home to his Hell a very wealthy imp.
ARGH
Kehno Kumbartha, the Imp
A Fantasy Novel
by Anonymous
In a Hell there lived a vascular, bad imp named Kehno Kumbartha. Not a muscular sarcastic, evil Hell, filled with mountains and a grotesque smell, nor yet a scary, happy, dancing Hell with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an imp-Hell, and that means comfort.
One day, after a troubling visit from the demon Loki Kumbartha, Kehno leaves his Hell and sets out in search of three sadistic rivers. A quest undertaken in the company of witches, angels and intelligent foxes.
In the search for the demon-guarded rivers, Kehno Kumbartha surprises even himself with his strenght and skill as a hunter.
During his travels, Kehno rescues a sword, an heirloom belonging to Loki. But when Loki refuses to try singing, their friendship is over.
However, Loki is wounded at the Battle of Stalingrad and the two reconcile just before Kehno engages in some serious singing.
Kehno accepts one of the three sadistic rivers and returns home to his Hell a very wealthy imp.
ARGH
'My brain is a bubble', said Rubberkitten.
This generator makes a person sound like their insane. Literately .
Rubberkitten assured Solar-Cat that disease-carrying clones grimace before projecting itself onto things, yet albino Africans usually charismatically turn red after showing why the critical revolution had been overwhelmed.
What is it with this damn thing and its albinos lol.