My roommate just came home with a hell of a story to tell. Guaranteed you'll laugh your ass off after reading this!

So it starts off with my roommate heading home after stopping at our North Wallyworld store, next thing he notices, is some bitch whom just purchased a car and is taking it off the lot, and she's tailgating him while talking on her cell to boot, probably with friends and whatnot. My roommate has a really sturdy '79 Chevy Silverado 3/4 ton truck, and he's watching this bitch tailing him, so he tests her out by tapping the brakes a few times, she's got a delayed response and still talking on her cell, then, just out of the blue, SLAMS on his brakes in a brakecheck, causing the bitch to slam into him, causing the front end of her car to cave in, the airbags to deploy, and everything, it's fucking totalled roughly 2 minutes off the lot, his truck? No damage, in fact, a slight dent in his rear bumper disappeared, so he ended off better, so this bitch gets out and screams bloody murder at him, he just smiles and says. "Well, don't fucking drive so close to my truck while on your cell, in fact, don't drive with your cell at all!" She slapped him when a cop pulled up, so not only did she get cited for reckless driving, but also for aggrivated assualt, and she's still got to make payments on the car, which is a steaming pile of scrap metal in the junkyard by now.

Moral: Don't fuck with trucks and the guys who drive them.