if i were a month, i would be: October, yes that is very good here in Wisconsin

if i were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday cause that's when I get to be with my Pookie

if i were a time of day, i would be: 10 pm

if i were a planet, i would be: mars

if i were a sea animal, i would be: a sea cucumber

if i were a direction, i would be: East

if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: a pompason

if i were a sin, i would be: glutton

if i were a historical figure, i would be: not here anymore cause it's not olden times

if i were a liquid, i would be: alcohol. hee ^^

if i were a stone, i would be: stoned...

if i were a tree, i would be: dogwood

if i were a bird, i would be: chickadee

if i were a tool, i would be: a man tool! ha...how about an icepick?

if i were a flower/plant, I would be: a daylilly

if i were a kind of weather, i would be: light breezy day in the 60s

if i were a mythical creature, i would be: a werewolf

if i were a musical instrument, i would be: bagpipes

if i were an animal, i would be: wolfymutt

if i were a color, i would be: greenie weenie green

if i were a vegetable, i would be: corn

if i were a sound, i would be: murring and a fart

if i were an element, i would be: FIRE

if i were a car, i would be: Scion Xd, costumizable and awesome
if i were a song, i would be:"When World's Collide" by Powerman 5000
if i were a movie, i would be: Fight Club

if i were a food, i would be: mac n cheese with extra shredded cheese on top
if i were a place, i would be: in your pants

if i were a material, i would be: hemp

if i were a taste, i would be: tangy

if i were a scent, i would be: moonlight path

if i were a religion, i would be: Wicca

if i were a word, i would be: poot

if i were an object, i would be: a labbit toy

if i were a body part, i would be: a pelvis

if i were a facial expression, i would be: ^^

if i were a subject in school, i would be: memoir

if i were a cartoon character, i would be: chowder

if i were a shape, i would be: a circle, cause I'm very round

if i were a number, i would be: 5

yes boredom can lead to such nonsense. I tag you all.