As of the nineteenth [day] of the month of September of 2018, I am thirty-four years old. My ability to properly create decisions has increased, I have become further emotionless, I have willingly and enthusiastically become the servant of the birds, and I have otherwise greatly improved in a variety of manners. However, much to my trivial annoyance, the degree to which I am the victim of arthritis has mildly increased! Oh, the mild discomfort!

Varik Valefor
scientia ipsa potentia est.