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What I learned from Chuck Norris Karate Kommandoes.
19 years ago
Chuck Norris can communicate with fish. Or at least ocean going mammals.
Chuck Norris solves problems with violence.
Chuck Norris can rearrange every bone in your body.
Chuck Norris can fly a WW1 bi-plane as fast as a modern prop plane.
Chuck Norris' greatest weakness is that everyone else isn't Chuck Norris. This keeps him pretty busy having to save them all the time.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear gay clothes,he puts on gay clothes and makes them straight.
Chuck Norris will be around to teach your grandchildren.
Too Much is glad anything is on his side,as well he should be!
Zombies,like ninjas,have a weakness to Chuck Norris.
Even zombies get toothaches. Especially from Chuck Norris.
Gravity holds no power over Chuck Norris.
Super Ninja is neither super nor a ninja.
Super Ninja claps his hands when he's excited.
Super Ninja likes saying "Norris" in his Cobra Commander voice.
The Claw apparently gets his ninja soldiers from a discount ninja employer.
The Claw's hobbies include: crushing fish (because they work for Chuck Norris),spanking Super Ninja,and building escape pods for everything.
Fat guys should not wear diapers. If you're a fat guy and have to wear a diaper,put on some pants,fatty!
Fat guys in diapers have no business telling anyone to "keep their pants on". Practice what you preach,fatty!
Samuris have their swords with them at all times,even formal dress events.
CAT scanners can read minds.
Catapults and parachutes make an effective troop delivery system. In a pinch,a car trunk hood will also work.
Crocodiles,in addition to being amphibious repitles,are also natural paratroopers,making them a triple threat.
On the whole,a funny ass show. Watch and enjoy the cheese. :)
Chuck Norris solves problems with violence.
Chuck Norris can rearrange every bone in your body.
Chuck Norris can fly a WW1 bi-plane as fast as a modern prop plane.
Chuck Norris' greatest weakness is that everyone else isn't Chuck Norris. This keeps him pretty busy having to save them all the time.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear gay clothes,he puts on gay clothes and makes them straight.
Chuck Norris will be around to teach your grandchildren.
Too Much is glad anything is on his side,as well he should be!
Zombies,like ninjas,have a weakness to Chuck Norris.
Even zombies get toothaches. Especially from Chuck Norris.
Gravity holds no power over Chuck Norris.
Super Ninja is neither super nor a ninja.
Super Ninja claps his hands when he's excited.
Super Ninja likes saying "Norris" in his Cobra Commander voice.
The Claw apparently gets his ninja soldiers from a discount ninja employer.
The Claw's hobbies include: crushing fish (because they work for Chuck Norris),spanking Super Ninja,and building escape pods for everything.
Fat guys should not wear diapers. If you're a fat guy and have to wear a diaper,put on some pants,fatty!
Fat guys in diapers have no business telling anyone to "keep their pants on". Practice what you preach,fatty!
Samuris have their swords with them at all times,even formal dress events.
CAT scanners can read minds.
Catapults and parachutes make an effective troop delivery system. In a pinch,a car trunk hood will also work.
Crocodiles,in addition to being amphibious repitles,are also natural paratroopers,making them a triple threat.
On the whole,a funny ass show. Watch and enjoy the cheese. :)
