So here I was just eating my bowl of candy, like I do...and I got mugged by like a hundred kids today. They just kept taking my candy! This is outrageous!
The trick is to hide in your house with all the lights off, with your back against the door as you gobble your candy. If the beasts knock on your door, growl and continue e to eat. Hissing works too!
I remember when I was a kid that I had the flu during Halloween. I kept throwing up, but hid it from my parents so I could go out and get my "loot". About every third house I went to, I was throwing up in the bushes. My friends all thought I was awesome for being able to do that. Before anyone gets all bent out of shape about this, it was back in 1963 and I was 8 years old.
Will the injustice never end? When I was a kid, people could leave the doors unlocked to eat chocolate in their own homes. Some could even freely eat it on the front porch without fear of preteen muggings! It's getting so people need to keep their $100 Grand bars in a safe these days!
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Not pimp wagon.
You want to get the bussy not the benis.