hey there su-folks! do you love vampires? are you keeping your love love for when that dark soulmate whisks you away? do you wish you could have a more authentic experience up you- in the bedroom? well have i got a deal for you!


http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.m.....duct_Code=VAMP

that's right, for only $39.99 you can have the only twilight-inspired sparking d-marital aide! here's some of the highlights!

"Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience."

"But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle."

i'm torn between wanting to kill everyone involved in making it, and getting a bunch to hand out on halloween....