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Evolution: The Reason We Want a Canine Penis?
7 years ago
Well, I don't know about you, but I already know. Yes.
Yes, I am sexually attracted to the idea of having a canine penis. And today, I realized why.
You see, I don't plan to die on earth, if at all. I know a few things you don't, and what I know is that I have every reason to believe I could live forever. And I don't plan to be stuck on this rock for eternity, especially not with you lot (surely SOMEONE in the Universe knows what furry porn is...). So, that means I'll be in space one day. And in space, I plan to have sex, lots of sex. I may even try to father a race of canine hybrids in space, meaning I might actually considering putting my cock in a female where it certainly doesn't belong.
And in space, unless you create it yourself somehow (I was thinking about a small black hole, any thoughts?), gravity doesn't exist like it does on a big ol' fucking ball of molten steel and shit. So, you tend to float around.
Guess what?
Canine penises have a knot, which swells up when you get inside someone's ass or throat, or I guess vagina. And, you can't float away as you drift through canine orgasms (they're awesome if you haven't had one, and I have them all the time...woot! I mean WOOF!).
So all this time, ever since I can remember thinking about my penis, I've wanted to have a space penis, a canine penis being the only thing we know of on earth that is suitable for a zero gravity environment.
Think about a sheath now...I mean, what the fuck would you do with it just hanging about all the time (no, clothing is NOT a solution, you fucking naked pig-monkey children you.)
Yes, I am sexually attracted to the idea of having a canine penis. And today, I realized why.
You see, I don't plan to die on earth, if at all. I know a few things you don't, and what I know is that I have every reason to believe I could live forever. And I don't plan to be stuck on this rock for eternity, especially not with you lot (surely SOMEONE in the Universe knows what furry porn is...). So, that means I'll be in space one day. And in space, I plan to have sex, lots of sex. I may even try to father a race of canine hybrids in space, meaning I might actually considering putting my cock in a female where it certainly doesn't belong.
And in space, unless you create it yourself somehow (I was thinking about a small black hole, any thoughts?), gravity doesn't exist like it does on a big ol' fucking ball of molten steel and shit. So, you tend to float around.
Guess what?
Canine penises have a knot, which swells up when you get inside someone's ass or throat, or I guess vagina. And, you can't float away as you drift through canine orgasms (they're awesome if you haven't had one, and I have them all the time...woot! I mean WOOF!).
So all this time, ever since I can remember thinking about my penis, I've wanted to have a space penis, a canine penis being the only thing we know of on earth that is suitable for a zero gravity environment.
Think about a sheath now...I mean, what the fuck would you do with it just hanging about all the time (no, clothing is NOT a solution, you fucking naked pig-monkey children you.)
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