Wondered "What could it ever b.... oh ... huh, alright. That's special."
But were you REALY such a good boy to deserve to be made into a toy?
Wait, that sounds now way to sexual ...

NO TAKEBACKS

Alright. What is it for you then? White or black ... "clothes"? ;D
I feel like black would make a nice contrast on your bright body.

Previous experience has always shown Black to be the better contrast, least imo!

Oh yes, right. Black would suit you quite well considering your "inner values" ;D
But why being satisfied with small figures? A bigger one (hand size!) would be cool to ... to ... "play" with! :D
Why not a Drayk doll? Or too feminine? A drayk action figure? How about - and bear with me here I JUST got up with this one - a drayk "squirt gun"? Fun for the (w)hole family in times of heat! ;D

Just so you know, I came up with all of these puns just now and gave myself a high five. Is it weird to be proud of these little things?
Purely rethorical question, no, no it is not :D

But yeah action figure sounds fun.

It's the little things in life that can bring us the greatest of joys so I can't say I blame you xD

But srsly dude. What YOU truly want is a 3D printer. You can print yourself. Then color yourself!
Like Warhammer 40k figures from games workshop but this time it's Lewdhammer 40G from drayk!
Think about the possibilties!
You can be creative AND play with yourself! Win - win if you ask me! :)

That's the last thing I should be permitted is something to serve as an outlet for the weird shit that comes to mind xD

And if you LITERALY print colored plastic shit with this thing then you are already more creative than the big part of the population.
And who says you can't have fun with the simple things? Life is about enjoying your time! ;)
Print dicks and throw them in people face yelling "Here! Go fuck yourself with this one! Not enough? Got a dozen more if you want! One will hit your taste!"

sometimes the dumbest things are the best

When I was browsing amazon like two months ago I found the dumbest thing ever. It was a teeny tiny fridge that was big enough for exactly one can of soda. I have never been more satisfied with a purchase in my life.

omg that would be so tiny

*gears up his 3D printer* >,...>

Hah xD

Dun care if anyone does or not.. just the idea of it in my head makes me laugh so hard xD

weird is The Brick Testament
the whole bible done in Legos!

that sounds priceless

yeah its cool
Look it up

A Drayk Lego stripper minifig, huh? That's not really dumb. It'd be impressive to see an actual Lego figure made, though.

I wish I could draw... I'd draw it... and then Frame it above my bed

That would be something to see.

NOT MY CHILDHOOD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

childhoods be damned!

Lol.
I still have a 40gal tub of legos from the late 80's-mid 90's that I collected over time. I didn't buy any since then and just bought that new Saturn V model they came out with.
I am an adult XD

Goddamn you're weird

and you fucking love it!

you could allways use ducktape

Tapeducks :D

but they bite.. :<

Omg drayk

What! What I do!

Your being blocky

don't judge me!

*Initializing Stern Judgement Protocols...please standby...*

Boobs and everything?
Hair too?

All optional and equally entertaining

HERE: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29861014/

You want a lego Drayk ? o.o