Woman: I'm upset about a problem I have.
Man: Tell me the problem.
Woman: Explains problem.
Man: Here's how to fix the problem.
Woman: Gets angry and follows man's advice.
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Woman: Grr. I hate you.
Man: Did my advice not work?
Woman: It worked fine.
Man: So you have nothing to worry about.
Woman: Yes, now I have no problems.
Man: Then why are you mad?
Woman: I'm mad because I want to talk to you about my problems but I don't have any.
Man: The problem is solved. Enjoy not having problems.
Woman: I don't want a happy life. I want to yell about things. You're making me upset.
Man: Huh? You want to be unhappy? -so you can be happy?
Woman: This is why I never ask you to help me with my problems.