The only advice I want from my chocolate wrapper is "Eat this chocolate". Now THAT'S some good advice

YES! God THANK YOU for understanding my point!

Happy 2019! And true that! ;D

LOL!
Happy new year!

Or worse, when the wrapper starts to talk to people and giving advice.
Poor unfortunate souls!

Oh yeah, I would drink those potions and see what happens!

And force mice to lick them!

That is good advice. Happy New Year! =D

How about Chinese fortune cookies?

But those are not chocolate!

What’s your policy on laffy taffy?

Those aren't chocolates

happy new year and happy belated birthday ^^

They may not be the BEST advisors.......but they sure are sweet. X3

Is that why you get kidnapped and tied up all the time?

You wish! In fact, it would be double if I ever listen to those

But what if chocolate wrappers tell you to make more puns?

What if they tell you to go get tied up? I'm sure that's good advice too!

What if the chocolate wrappers are what tie you up after you read such advice, such cruel machinations are what only a true supervillian could come up with!!

But eh. Maybe I'm wrong and the advice on chocolate wrappers isn't what its wrapped to be.

Wut?

Chocolate wrappers always say something sweet and romantic but they dont know you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En4lSQmIWts

How about Fortune Cookies?

Those are not chocolates

.....ok good

even if it says "hey draw jellyfishes today my dude"?

Well...
I guess that would be an order, rather than advice ;)

Lol

Every Journal you make I think you can't get dumber, but you keep beating yourself to it

Who READS the wrappers?!

Well, obviously ME!
But I ignore them!

What if you see a chocolate wrapper that says "never take advice from chocolate wrappers"?

I...
yeah... I would... wait... no... I mean...
the thing is....

Oh damn! LOOK OVER THERE, BEHIND YOU!!!

"Dont gotta worry about the wrapper if ya just eat it" - Gorb 2019

That is SO Gorb. Yeah!

Too sweet and they cover the truth? XD

Happy new year, man!