question for plum, plum and peach.

describe the more unique assets that diferentiate you from your collogue's.

bonus question: raise yer hand if you thought about boning charlotte *raises hand*

(ps i don't mind)

Plum: Haven't had to think about it. Done it. Frequently, at that...But I'm not about to "kiss and tell". I'm sure you'll find out your own way, eventually.
Peach (Tall): Considered it...
Peach (Short): Oh, I'd ruin her, if she asked. But I'm not so good at the whole...Y'know...Approaching thing.
Plum: So that'd be three hands up. Four, if you count Joe.


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Plum: And do you mean my personal differences from the Peach Sisters? If so...I'm tall, dark-skinned, and well-endowed in a unique way.
Peach (Short): Not entirely unique. She's not the only one packing. But my Sister and I, while not identical twins, are way paler. We're from Kanto, Plum's from Unova.
Peach (Tall): And of course our specialties. I'm the computer side of our duo.
Peach (Short): And I'm the hardware side.
Plum: And I'm the genetics and sexual behaviorist. We have other associates who worth for us, who all have their own gifts.

for the tripple P trio. (and joe)

favorite pokemon you own.
favorite pokemon you WISHED you owned.
favorite pokemon to Fuck with.

Plum: My Ditto. He's clever, resourceful and fun to be around. What I wish I could catch? I've always wanted to see one of the Legendary Birds up close, particularly a Zapdos. And sexually speaking? Topping, my Lopunny, Queenie. Topping me, my Arcanine.

Peach (Short): My favorite 'Mon is my Crabrawler. He's a punchy little jackass, but he has a lot of personality, and is tough as nails. I'd LOVE to get hold of a Fossil-type, especially a Kabutops, because I think they would be interesting to bond with. When it comes to fucking, I'd say my Miltank, but being fucked by, definitely my Ursaring.

Peach (Tall): Mine is Makuhita. He's just adorable, but good in a scrap. What I'd like? I'd love to have a Porygon, or one of the more advanced forms. I think it'd be interesting to try and patch some of the code errors to see what I can do. If I had to choose which one of my Pokemon, or just which one in general, that I most enjoy having sex with...Hrm. My Gengar. His tongue is one thing, but the entire experience is...Chillingly pleasant.

Joe: Uh...I don't really have any Pokemon, seeing as I'm not a trainer. But I think Groudon would be awesome. I DO love Godzilla, after all. Same reason I think Tyranitar would be cool to train. And I guess I'd have to say...Uh...Fucked by, probably a Ninetails. But to fuck? Froslass.

Plum: I don't imagine we have to explain our motivations for our choices, do we?

Peach (Tall): I already did.

To Triple P: How did you guys A) get into your fields, and B) come together?

Plum: Well, let's just say that I have always had a particular interest in Pokemon sexual behavior, and in the capacity they have to interbreed. I went to college and specialized in Pokemon anatomy, Evolutionary theory and Reproductive Sciences/Pokemon Husbandry. While I was there, I ran into my colleagues, and we hit it off.

Peach (Short): I've always been a techie, and the chance to improve, modify or produce all new Pokemon field equipment has been a dream of mine. I nearly got kicked out of school when I put together a new portable 'dex that ended up revealing a few too many personal details about STAFF, as well as their Pokemon, but Plum put in a good word for me and saw my potential. My Sister was responsible for helping me program the hardware.

Peach (Tall): Yes, yes. To be fair, I didn't think it was going to reveal personal medical information, let alone that Professor Poinsettia was pregnant. Also not my fault that it wasn't from her husband.

Oh wow - it did get a bit personal then, didn't it? Glad that you Peach girls didn't get in trouble for that. And I guess I can't say I'm surprised that Professor Plum always had an interest in such things, but it's definitely interesting to see where it's led.

Next question for you folks - what was your first pokemon, and what... Uh... Well, if it's alright to ask - what was your "first" pokemon, if you catch my drift.

Plum: The first one I ever caught was an Oddish, which I still have. Granted, I've evolved him since then. And the first I ever "played" with? My first Vulpix. And the first one I let mount me was a Rapidash. Guess I'm a size queen...

Peach (Short): My Psyduck. Grew up with 'im. And the first one I banged? Ivysaur. Tentacles are a hell of a thing, hon. First one I did the banging TO? Mismagius.
Peach (Tall): My first catch was a Geodude. The first one I experimented with sexually was my Umbreon.

Welp, that's a wide range of differences, which shouldn't come as a surprise. I'm simultaneously curious about how someone gets... CURIOUS... About their pokemon, but at the same time don't feel comfortable inquiring. Though I definitely understand that tentacles are a thing...

Anyway! I don't know too much about the three of you, though I've heard some things... I know Professor Plum is a hermaphrodite from some of Charlotte's adventures, but what about the Peaches? I mean, based on what Techie Peach said, I'm assuming that she has something extra, but... Welp, I'm curious! Also, belated question to be asking at this point - what are your first names?

Plum: Sometimes it's a matter of the Pokemon being interested, and other times it's just a matter of basic curiosity. One thing leads to another, and...Well, you get the picture. My first name is Corrine.

Peach (Tall): And I'm Bethany.
Peach (Short): And I'm Winnie. And I'm packin' only one set of gear, so to speak. Plum has a theory about humans where we're from being genetically related to Pokemon on a really basic level. I figure Charlotte's pretty good proof of that, yeah?
Peach (Tall): Mmhmm. Oh, and for reference, since the other two are a bit cagier about it: I just wanted to see what it'd feel like. I'm sure you're not unfamiliar with knots.

Nooope... Definitely not unfamiliar. And I get the picture, sure - and Charlotte may be pretty solid evidence. How many eggs has she had at this point while working with you guys? And have you come across anyone else that's reproduced with pokemon, or just Charlotte so far?

Plum: I'm perhaps the best to answer those questions. We don't think Charlotte has told us EVERYTHING that's happened, but we can say that there're at least a couple of dozen she's managed to produce. And yes, we've found a few others. We're currently running testing to see exactly WHAT the commonality is.

Holy crap! A couple of dozen? Damn... Well, I guess that's one way to have all the pokemon - birth them yourself. Does having a human parent affect the pokemons' biology or behaviors? And this may be more of a Charlotte question than a question for you - but where are all of her poke-babies?

Plum: There doesn't really seem to be any significant change to the baseline genetics of the Pokemon, though upon reaching maturity we've found a few of them to be a lot more promiscuous, and showing an unusual proclivity toward interest in humans. Again, the common theory of Pokemon evolutionary history is that all life on our world is derived from the same source, so it isn't TOO surprising that there are evidently humans who are much, much more "receptive".

Charlotte: Oh, um...I've kept a few of them close to me, mostly the ones I've sort of intentionally bred, either at my old job or at the Triple P Institute. But for the most part, they're wild bred and remained that way. Either I released them later after hatching, or the egg remained with the other parent. I visit them all when I can, though.

Color me curious. Any promiscuous activities occur due to egg laying in the wild?

Charlotte: If you mean "have I gotten jumped right before, during, or after"? Yeah. A couple of times. Certain 'Mon just seem to be drawn to it, honestly. Not that I mind TOO much, but it can make things a little awkward.

Wich was your best and worst breeding experience? ( pokemon fucking to egg laying)

Charlotte: Geez...Best lay is a hard one, really. There've been...Uh...A lot of them. I mean, my Gloamanna is definitely one of the better ones, just because he's a nice balance between rough and tender, and he's really well endowed...But I also really enjoyed a Stoutland that a friend of mine had. Just the SOFTEST fur, and...Well, I won't go into too much detail. Worst sex? Probably a Salandit pack. Not very well endowed, no staying power, just kind of there and done, so to speak. As for the whole egg laying part? Best was probably the first time, for my Marrowak. Worst? Hrm...Dodrio. People don't realize how bloody big of an egg those birds require. It was a tricky one, but that was a monitored Triple P session, so I wasn't handling it alone.

For Triple P: What would you say your biggest project is at the moment?

Team Concupi Leaders: ...What the hell, guys? How the hell did you ladies get to this point? Also - for Bellona, how goes getting big sister Minerva to accept your identity as a female?

Plum: Currently? Running an active effort to catalog the genetic information and sexual habits of every Pokemon we can. That's my side of things.
Peach (Winnie): And we've been refining our Triple P mobile 'Dex uplink. Adding new technology to it, trying to find new functionalities without having to sacrifice anything useful.

Bellona: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.
Minerva: Oh, goody, the "Princess" is worked up again... Though, I'll say...How'd you get to the point you're at in life, Mm? Take a nice, long look at your sexual preferences and what you do with your time before you start throwing shade, honey.
Juno: And if you're referring to our criminal habits...Well, we like money. Not much else to say on that. How does any criminal become a criminal?

To Triple P: That sounds awesome on both fronts, ladies. Hope you have a lot of success with both. Though now I'm curious... What's the strangest pokemon you've studied?

At Juno: A big part of it is the criminal habits, though a lot of it is more about the treatment of pokemon and people. Not necessarily sexual preferences - I'm definitely not one to talk down about anyone's sexual antics, given what I've gotten up to - but more about the abuse and disregard for the well being of other entities that I've heard about involving Team Concupi.

Juno: What can I say? We're not the first team that disregards the well being of Pokemon for our own purposes. Tools and weapons, plain and simple. A means to an end.

Plum: Meloetta. A lovely little 'Mon. Cute as a bug, sweet nature. I didn't get as much time as I'd have liked with her, but I hope to see her again in the wild at some point, or another member of her kind.
Peach (Winnie): I got to deploy some of my scanning equipment and take readings on Firmastodon while it was dormant, once. It's hard to describe how impressive it is to stand next to a life form you can only describe as a living mountain.
Peach (Bethany): A Ghost-type called Mareister, from Grabenfeld. I spent about a week...Ah...Possessed by one. That was...Interesting. I got up to a lot of stuff I wouldn't normally have, to say the least.

Triple P: Wow... All of those instances sound amazing, to say the least, though Bethany's I imagine is also quite a bit unsettling... But okay, somewhat similar to the last one - but what's the weirdest or most complex situation to come up at your institute?

Free For All: Anyone have a "the one that got away" story? Mostly meaning with pokemon related opportunities, but, erm... Take it as you may!

# saw a Mew once. It was only at a distance, drifting over a treeline. I was close enough for my 'Dex to ping it, but I couldn't get any closer. That's one 'Mon I'd love to actually see up close. Wouldn't even be mean to it, just...Y'know. It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

Juno: Awww...Someone still has a soft spot for cute things, sometimes... Me, I missed out on a chance to catch a Gyarados during a deep-sea hunt. Not a big deal to some people, but I'd never seen one as large, or with the coloration it had. Apparently it was some sort of "local legend", one of those big fish story deals. I threw the best ball I had after weakening it up a bit, but it dove and nearly pulled the fishing boat we were on under. Snapped my high-test pole in half as it went, too.

Minerva: Genesect. When I was younger, I was running with another Team. Their boss had one, and I wanted it SO bad. I considered stealing it, but he got arrested and his 'Mon were seized and released or adopted before I could get to it.

Plum: Definitely the Meloetta. I didn't even consider catching her, but if I had...Well, I certainly won't say I wouldn't love to have her on my roster. Among other things.

Peach (Winnie): I helped a research team with a fossil project, to find out what several fossils they'd recovered actually contained. I don't know what sort of 'Mon it was, but this gorgeous metallic centipede-like 'Mon escaped from the cloner. We tried to catch it, but it was so FAST! It just carved a hole through the tent we had our stuff in, and it was gone before we could get our own 'Mon out there. The cloner actually made several of them, as what we'd assumed was one fossil was actually a bunch of them curled up together. We didn't catch a single one, and as far as I know there's no record of them anywhere...Since I helped refurbish their field cloning hardware, they let me choose a name for it should anyone ever see it again; Silvopendra.

Peach (Bethany): I had a close encounter with Melupine; a legendary from Collines Verdes. Gorgeous creature...Glacier ice-colored underside scales, a long tail, soft white fur...Like a Dragon and a Fox combined. I was doing some field studies for a new area scanning module for the 'Dex we designed, testing the target recognition for both objects and Pokemon, and then it just...Came out of the fog, walking on the surface of a river. It was pretty amazing. I didn't even think of trying to catch it. I just stared, it stared back, and then it was gone. I got some data on it, though, which for me is almost as good! God, I wish I knew what that fur felt like, though.

I've got one for Mr. Igarashi.

So it makes sense that Team Concupi would do it, since they're not hesitant about their criminal nature, but what's up with adopting 'Team' for Team Technica? It's very much a criminal organization kind of thing to have Team in the title, but given that you are working towards something you see as a positive outcome, it feels odd to draw comparisons to the likes of Team Rocket or similar, assuming you chose the name and it wasn't assigned by like... the police or the media.

Igarashi: We did not select the name. We do not recognize the title of Team Technica in any formal sense. We will use Technica inter-organizationally at this point, but the stigma of negativity tied to the "Team" title means we tend to avoid it. And it is a positive outcome, son. Why would anyone want to accept weakness and mortality, when they can become something better so easily?