What's your favorite color M&M?

Color? I thought they were all gray.


(me a dog)

But dogs can see yellow, blue and green! (really)

Who told you?! :V This is closely guarded Dog secret

Maybe I'll tell you, once I know what color of M&M you like!

The gray ones you silly non-Dogs call.................Red?

Reds are the best!
3 dogs stacked one on each other in a trenchcoat told me. I had to meet them in a dark alley and bribe them with bacon flavored treats before they relented.

:V How could you see through this masterful disguise?


.....Bacon? *blep*

Sharks are perceptive. Maybe it would've helped with the trench coat didn't drop when I left!
Amateurs.

Sharko, why aren't you in the tub?

-Written from a water proof phone-
It's the sea life for me, doggo!
Walking on land for long dries my skin

Yes yes, you must moisturize. So important.

Very important. How do you keep your fur sparkling and soft?

I use sparkle n' soft Dog wash! :V

Is it tear free?

Yes yes and minty fresh.

Fancy stuff!

Who's your favourite catto?

:3 I think you know the answer to this!




Its you if you gimme a twix.

-tosses you a twix or ten-

:V lets go with 10

When did you first discover you liked twix?

It was love at first sight. The chewy caramel, the cookie crunch, the swirling chocolate! I was born with a Twix.

Sounds romantic. So do you like other flavores of twix?

How are you not dead from chocolate consumption

DOG IS INVINCIIIBLLEEEEE!

I am stuffing my face with a wispa bar. I feel your chocolate energy.
How is the floor?

Never heard of such a bar! :V

Floor is nice...Carpeted. Watching The Last Kingdom.

You must not be from the UK! where do you reside in the world?

:V America

How do you "dog"? I am wolf and do not understand how to dog, I only know how to wolf :V

Yes yes, the Dog life, get snacc, take shoe.

Aldo what is the cure for zoomies?

Zoomies occur when there is too much excite or incoming snacc. Should give snacc immediately at the first sign of zoomies.

That explains why I run in circles when I see steak or sushi!

Yes yes, much scientific discovery!

If you are Dog, are you: -go, Lesser, Greater, or Annoying?

Am Minty Fresh.

Why do dogs always go around in cirles before laying down? Follow up: How many times do you go around before laying down and do you go clockwise or counter-clockwise?

Layin down important. Have to think about the lay down, have to ponder the lay down, gotta come at it with the right trajectory. I like to do a clockwise 5 spin to a counter clock wise 5 spin with a half spin flop down.

Woof woof? Bark, grr?

>:V such language!

I am ashamed

Must pay penance

*forfeits twix*

This pleases Dog. You are absolved my child.

Knots

<:V

How many twix could doggo eat if doggo could eat twix?

:V all of em

Did you eat all the Toblerone, everywhere? Are they also more delicious than the Hussnok? o_o Inquiring!

-2Paw.

A growing boy needs to eat all the toblerone. :V

Toblerone is a natural and excellent source of Tobleroids! ^_^ Acceptable behaviour. :)

-2Paw.

Acceptable indeed! :V

So... 2Paw brother (who has valid large truck driver's license) will bring in something. Beep. Beep. Beep.

PLUMPFWHUMPF!

There! Eighteen tons of Toblerone Giant Bars, all proper for....Fuzzle doge? Ouf? Where'd he go?

-2Paw.

O____O many chocolate

I'd better get started!

I think you do! 'Cause if you don't, a spare bar might find itself missing! ^_^ (Wheels in a wheel-dolly full of chocolate milk, to assist in digestion!)

-2Paw.

:V where you get all this?

I am a CostCo-Sized Werewolf, with a CostCo recently opened not too far from home. Also, when left alone too long, munchie noms will seek me out, rather than me seeking them! ^_^

-2Paw

Where an one acquire this power!?

Well, I started out as a four-hundred-pound wolf pup, blind and deaf (closed eyes and ears). I drank lots and lots of milk, then ate lots and lots of meat (and some roughage), and continued getting bigger. At some point along the way, I could leap over tall objects, run super fast to catch the tube (subway), and get lots and lots of rubs, scratches and muzzleshakes. ^_^ There was the added power of Reaching The Back Of Extra-High Top Grocery Shelves, which I often employ in the service of others. :)

-2Paw.

*takes notes* Yes yes...meat...protein, yes of course! BRILLIANT!

It's a wolf! It's a wuff! It's: SUPER-MARKET-WUFF! ^_^ And I stop bullets, by pouncing and lub lub licking the gun-person's face. :) And yes, protein is very important! 2Paw needs to stock up on half-kilogram bacon packets the next time there's a sale, 'cause he's fresh oot. I do have plenty of frozen burgers and boneless chicken breasts and tins of ham, tho'. And a nice new batch of boxes of Pogos (frozen corn dogs- not fourlegger dogs, mind; 'corn dogs' is what they're called)!

-2Paw.

I got butterfingers :V Maybe these will help me get stronk

Your Butterfingers will indeed help you get strongk! You can even eat 'em to do so. :) 2Paw can demonstrate, if needed, because Butterfingers are Super-Tasty.

-2Paw.

What! ...is the capital of Assyria?

...Assitol.

Wait wait wait: Asparthermopylae! That's where the artificial sweeteners get stuck, so the Persiancanesoogars can head in and get 'em good!

-2Paw.

Doggo is immune to cavity. *munches butterfinger*

Everyone know Fuzz enjoy a crispedy crunchedy peanut buttery butterfinger! But I'm sayin' you got twix???

OH HEY DOG WHASSUP

Am hungry.

I was

But then it was time for lomnch

lemme get sum lomnch

Do you bark?

such stereotype! Me a Dog Lrn English, came to this country in search of snacc!

I has twix! Doggo want twix?

<:V yos

Left or Right Twix?

yes plz

*Hands over a shipping container full of left and right twixs.*

:D I wont question why you have a shipping container of twix. I wont be able to hear your answer over the cookie crunch.