if i were a month, i would be: May

if i were a day of the week, I would be: Friday

if i were a time of day, i would be: Night

if i were a planet, i would be: Cybertron

if i were a sea animal, i would be: Sea Otter

if i were a direction, i would be: North

if i were a piece of furniture, Hammock

if i were a sin, i would be: Sloth

if i were a historical figure, i would be:

if i were a liquid, i would be: Jaeger

if i were a stone, i would be: Citrine

if i were a tree, i would be: Birch

if i were a bird, i would be: Peregrine Falcon

if i were a tool, i would be: A drill (hahahaha)

if i were a flower/plant, I would be: Peony

if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Rain

if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Werewolf

if i were a musical instrument, i would be: Bass clarinet

if i were an animal, i would be: Wolf

if i were a color, i would be: Black

if i were a fruit, i would be: Kiwi

if i were a sound, i would be: A loon's call

if i were an element, i would be: Water

if i were a car, i would be: The fastest

if i were a song, i would be: Love & Sex & Magic

if i were a movie, i would be: Batman

if i were a food, i would be: Zucchini chocolate cake

if i were a place, i would be: A cafe

if i were a material, i would be: Leather

if i were a taste, i would be: Whipped cream

if i were a scent, i would be: Oranges

if i were a religion, i would be: Not one

if i were a word, i would be: superkalifragilistic

if i were an object, i would be: A pencil

if i were a body part, i would be: Ear

if i were a facial expression, i would be: A wicked grin

if i were a subject in school, i would be: Art

if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Charizard!

if i were a shape, i would be: Circle

if i were a number, i would be: 1