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Why normies don't have girlfriends
7 years ago
Girl:
I really don't know what the source of the problems is.
Normie:
Are.
Girl:
W-what?
Normie:
It's "sources of the problems are." not "source of the problems is".
Girl:
We are never going to date.
Normie:
Oh what am I doing wrong?
Me:
Maybe if you stopped trying to be right all the time, you could actually hold a normal conversation.
Normie:
It's "trying to be correct." not "trying to be right.". Right is a conclusion, not a goal.
...
Why won't anyone talk to me?
I really don't know what the source of the problems is.
Normie:
Are.
Girl:
W-what?
Normie:
It's "sources of the problems are." not "source of the problems is".
Girl:
We are never going to date.
Normie:
Oh what am I doing wrong?
Me:
Maybe if you stopped trying to be right all the time, you could actually hold a normal conversation.
Normie:
It's "trying to be correct." not "trying to be right.". Right is a conclusion, not a goal.
...
Why won't anyone talk to me?
small circle of terrible friends.
poor chances of having a significant other.
mommy issues.
talks in memes and internet commnts.
has no job.
Imperial:
large circle of true friends.
literally can't keep the lovers away.
strong family bonds.
talks like a genuine person.
has a high income in a job they love.
we are indeed a completely different breed of memer.