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Hap Birf
7 years ago
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If you're still alive, under the sea,
I'll cut off both my legs and become a fish.
If you come close enough for me to fall into the depths,
I'll become a shadow, wandering the endless darkness. I'm 31 today! Hooray me!
For real though, merry birthmas ya big sweetheart goof <3 Hope ya have a good one! (perhaps filled with lots of hyper massive gaggings)
But thanks!! Also for realz I want a huge gag today. Like totally faceless hnnnngh.