You know, today I went to the doctor today and I have something that is incredibly rare. I have stretch marks. I know, usually only girls get them but I am a special case.

You know this brings up a good point. I have felt more like a girl than male my entire life. After all, what self respecting, warm blooded male will admit to liking "my little pony" and not minding barbie now and then. Few dislike all sports and I have never met another guy yet who does not like to get dirty as much as me before. Overall I am more feminine than I am masculine. Always wished I could be one...

But that aside I need to go eat some fish like my doctor told me to.