This has gotten me in a lot of trouble in the past with others. Rather then have people find out later, I'll just be upfront about it.
I'm a sadist. I enjoy the pain of others. Nothing makes me smiles then seeing someone else in so much pain. Whether it be physical or mental, it's all the same to me.
I'm negative and pessimistic. I have no hope in anything I do and always see the worst of everything this world has to offer. Hard to feel let down when your expectations are low, am I right?
I have no sense of empathy or morals. I don't give a damn how others feel or think. If what I say or do seems wrong, then so be it. I don't want to be right.

I believe that about covers it. I'll probably lose a few so called "friends" due to this, but whatever. I rather people find out about it now, then bitch about it later. Honesty is key to some, right? Anyway, you've been warned. ^^