Provider:
Well the data you've provided is much more information than we needed. We're absolutely convinced you're a real person and in fact you've provided so much data that I could probably drive up to your house and greet your entire family in person or the same for your workplace and friends or even that little coffee shop you mentioned that you like to hang out in . Sounds like a nice place. You even managed to identify what the random capcha phrase was even though it was in Chinese. Good work. Just one thing though. You left the previous email field blank. Any particular reason?

Zan:
Well this is my first email account so I don't have an email account yet to reference.

Provider:
Ah. No problem. Say no more. Just give me your phone number instead and we'll be on our way.

Zan:
*says numbers*

Provider:
Hehe. No sorry. That's a landline number. We'll need your CELLphone number.

Zan:
I don't have a cellphone. I've just got a landline. Is that a problem.

Provider:
N-n-n-no... cell... ph-ph-phone...

Zan:
Hey are you okay? You don't look too good.

Provider:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH..!!!

Zan:
Somebody call a doctor. I think he's having a stroke.