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I Just Discovered I Have An Oddly Specific Fetish
6 years ago
Okay so from my previous journal you probably learned by now that my genital randomly came into action a few weeks ago when i skipped my medicine for about 2 weeks.
I expected it to revert after taking my medicine again but it didn't. Frankly the new sensations have been rather irritating to say the least.
No erections just yet but I think I can physically feel the blood draining from the upper half of my body. Not felt so good for a few weeks now. Might be related.
Anyhow onto the topic at hand, pun intended, read further.
Frankly most of the pictures I've seen for about a year have been sexually charged and even after whatever started happening started happening I'd even more so my lowers have been pretty flat.
I honestly think all the rude content people have sent me is actually a major turn off. I can physically feel the blood returning to my upper half whenever I see genitalia which quite frankly confuses me because that means my little john isn't doing its job properly in my opinion.
So out of all the random ass pics you've sent nothing whatever has got my tower to rise until THIS FUCKER: https://inkbunny.net/OrangeOlive shows me THIS FUCKING IMAGE: https://inkbunny.net/s/1833696 (don't worry it's family friendly) and then lo and behold my fucking choosy ass dick says yes please.
So I thought maybe hands was my thing but since nothing rude with hands ever worked I searched for "holding hands" and HOLY SHIT I nearly passed out there and then.
WHAT THE FUCK PENIS?
So apparently my turn on of all the possible things is hands touching AND pretty much any other kind of affection is a HUGE turn off.
SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY NOW? What the hell is your problem penis?
I have to be totally honest with you. This is totally not the kind of thing I expected. I really should have seen it coming knowing how my fucking mind works but I was kinda expecting something more outlandish. True it's equally as weird as I expected but SERIOUSLY?
Sometimes I feel like I'm God's practical joke. Dude damn himself, I hope he got a good laugh out of this. What fucking nonsense.
EDIT;
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal...../#cid:55866885
I expected it to revert after taking my medicine again but it didn't. Frankly the new sensations have been rather irritating to say the least.
No erections just yet but I think I can physically feel the blood draining from the upper half of my body. Not felt so good for a few weeks now. Might be related.
Anyhow onto the topic at hand, pun intended, read further.
Frankly most of the pictures I've seen for about a year have been sexually charged and even after whatever started happening started happening I'd even more so my lowers have been pretty flat.
I honestly think all the rude content people have sent me is actually a major turn off. I can physically feel the blood returning to my upper half whenever I see genitalia which quite frankly confuses me because that means my little john isn't doing its job properly in my opinion.
So out of all the random ass pics you've sent nothing whatever has got my tower to rise until THIS FUCKER: https://inkbunny.net/OrangeOlive shows me THIS FUCKING IMAGE: https://inkbunny.net/s/1833696 (don't worry it's family friendly) and then lo and behold my fucking choosy ass dick says yes please.
So I thought maybe hands was my thing but since nothing rude with hands ever worked I searched for "holding hands" and HOLY SHIT I nearly passed out there and then.
WHAT THE FUCK PENIS?
So apparently my turn on of all the possible things is hands touching AND pretty much any other kind of affection is a HUGE turn off.
SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY NOW? What the hell is your problem penis?
I have to be totally honest with you. This is totally not the kind of thing I expected. I really should have seen it coming knowing how my fucking mind works but I was kinda expecting something more outlandish. True it's equally as weird as I expected but SERIOUSLY?
Sometimes I feel like I'm God's practical joke. Dude damn himself, I hope he got a good laugh out of this. What fucking nonsense.
EDIT;
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal...../#cid:55866885
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JESUS H CHRIST!
https://www.reddit.com/r/handholding