Horror Card: Robot, have you seen my favorite hand mirror?

Card: The big red one?

Horror Card: Yeah~

Card: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Horror Card: What hole- *he sees the big hole in floor* Oh my god! What is that?!

Card: It’s a hole.

Horror Card: Yeah, I see that. What’s it doing there?

Card: Well, I woke up this morning… *he sips his tea* and there was a hole.

Horror Card: Did you call the police?

Card: Yeah.

Horror Card: Well, where are they?

Card: In the hole.

Horror Card: Where’s Cardina?

Card: ….

Horror Card: Card, where is your sister?

Card: She’s at work.

Horror Card: Oh, where’s does she work?

Card: In the hole.

Horror Card: God!! How deep even is this thing? *he grabs Card’s teacup then drops it down the hole*

Card: ….That was my favorite teacup and now it’s in the hole.

Horror Card: Card, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be a wormhole or a gateway to Hell or- *he notices Card’s gone* Card? Card? *he yells down the hole in panic* CARDIS!

Card: Hey, what’s up? I got a snack. *he takes a bite out of a onigiri*

Horror Card: Card, would you please take this serious?

*a hand comes outta the hole, trying to grab Horror*

Horror Card: *he screams in tears* WHAT IS THAT?!

Card: *he shoots the creature with his fire & ice element*

Horror Card: What was that?!

Card: Hole person.

Horror Card: Where did it comes from?

Card: T _ T

Horror Card: Yeah, the hole. Dude, why are you being so calm about this?

Card: I’m more worried about the Kappa.

Horror Card: What Kappa?

*a webbed claws hand comes out of the hole*

Horror Card: … *he lets out a shriek as the Kappa grabs his ankle & pulls him into the hole* AH!!!

Card: That one. *he sees Horror’s hand mirror* Oh, here it is~ *he accidentally drops it in the hole* Oh shit!