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6 years ago
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Remember kids, lower, lower, LOWER your expectations until you achieve a goal~
These two incidents happened today TODAY okay!!!
So, i get grumpy and super sassy when i get hungry and tired, and the things my brain comes up with are just, so fucking mean and racist...So now that you know that, lets begin
This incident happened first i believe, my friend snow and i have known each other for 12 years now making him not only my longest friend but also, the only irl friend i had up until a few years ago, anyway, we know each other pretty well by this point we can crack pretty weird jokes from time to time, and this one, im surprised he's still my friend. Okay so more info on Snow, was born and almost raised entirely in India, he speaks the native tongue to the area he grew up in, and speaks english with a non-accent its amazing, he's brilliant and so on, well, i havent seen snow in about two years now, we talk over texting and discord but thats about it, well today, he sent me a selfie of himself in his new motorcycle gear and the very first thing that i saw was he now has a beard!! I flipped i was like. "Holy shit WT fuck you have a beard!?" and he replied with "Yeah it happened recently." And the first thing after my brain composed itself said thought typed out and sent "Soo, when are you gonna start running that 7/11?" *Bangs head into the wall.* This isnt your old texting where you could fucking stop that shit from sending no! IT was sent before my frontal lobe was like. "WHOA HOLD ON!" By that point it was already to late, i was dying of laughter on the inside and panicking on the outside at this point i was like. "Oh my fucking god i cant believe i just said that shit!!!" Of course i worried for nothing and he laughed and said it was funny that he should start thinking about it and such but still holy hell my brain thought that up like on the spot...
This next one happened shortly after that first incident and i just feel awful even now... Anyway, my friend
Azikira and i voice chat on a daily bases and normally she's loud easy to understand and vibrant. I can do almost anything while we talk and almost never have to pause and say "What?" Unless im typing or something really loud happens in a game. well she's sick now, and is very hard to hear and understand, im hard on hearing as well which doesnt help, anyway, she starts coughing and hacking and because i hadnt eaten to much and i was tired and hungry i was getting rather annoyed needing to pause my video. I know, im a fucking asshole, anyway, this goes on for a bit, and near the end of my video she starts coughing and hacking again and my brain, thank god only thought this time and i quote "You know when you cough it finally gets you to stop talking" and of course, this being a thought i start cracking up in laughter to the point of tears, and of course she's like "What? Whats so funny?" And im just like. "No i cant its so fucking mean i cant tell you i cant physically speak the words.' So she;s just like "type it."and i of course end up typing it thankfully she got a kick out of it and laughed but fuck me how do i still have friends with my brain being this fucking mean to them!? I feel so bad its happening more and more as well i've noticed and its like. "Goddess am i really this much of an asshole?" The answer. "Yes, yes i am."
So, i get grumpy and super sassy when i get hungry and tired, and the things my brain comes up with are just, so fucking mean and racist...So now that you know that, lets begin
This incident happened first i believe, my friend snow and i have known each other for 12 years now making him not only my longest friend but also, the only irl friend i had up until a few years ago, anyway, we know each other pretty well by this point we can crack pretty weird jokes from time to time, and this one, im surprised he's still my friend. Okay so more info on Snow, was born and almost raised entirely in India, he speaks the native tongue to the area he grew up in, and speaks english with a non-accent its amazing, he's brilliant and so on, well, i havent seen snow in about two years now, we talk over texting and discord but thats about it, well today, he sent me a selfie of himself in his new motorcycle gear and the very first thing that i saw was he now has a beard!! I flipped i was like. "Holy shit WT fuck you have a beard!?" and he replied with "Yeah it happened recently." And the first thing after my brain composed itself said thought typed out and sent "Soo, when are you gonna start running that 7/11?" *Bangs head into the wall.* This isnt your old texting where you could fucking stop that shit from sending no! IT was sent before my frontal lobe was like. "WHOA HOLD ON!" By that point it was already to late, i was dying of laughter on the inside and panicking on the outside at this point i was like. "Oh my fucking god i cant believe i just said that shit!!!" Of course i worried for nothing and he laughed and said it was funny that he should start thinking about it and such but still holy hell my brain thought that up like on the spot...
This next one happened shortly after that first incident and i just feel awful even now... Anyway, my friend
Azikira and i voice chat on a daily bases and normally she's loud easy to understand and vibrant. I can do almost anything while we talk and almost never have to pause and say "What?" Unless im typing or something really loud happens in a game. well she's sick now, and is very hard to hear and understand, im hard on hearing as well which doesnt help, anyway, she starts coughing and hacking and because i hadnt eaten to much and i was tired and hungry i was getting rather annoyed needing to pause my video. I know, im a fucking asshole, anyway, this goes on for a bit, and near the end of my video she starts coughing and hacking again and my brain, thank god only thought this time and i quote "You know when you cough it finally gets you to stop talking" and of course, this being a thought i start cracking up in laughter to the point of tears, and of course she's like "What? Whats so funny?" And im just like. "No i cant its so fucking mean i cant tell you i cant physically speak the words.' So she;s just like "type it."and i of course end up typing it thankfully she got a kick out of it and laughed but fuck me how do i still have friends with my brain being this fucking mean to them!? I feel so bad its happening more and more as well i've noticed and its like. "Goddess am i really this much of an asshole?" The answer. "Yes, yes i am." 
LycanAux
~comradesch
Maybe it's because people know you don't take shit seriously and dark comedy is a thing XD
KimikoNova
~slybloodwolf
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