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Character Meme: Guiness Edition
16 years ago
...Cause I freakin' wanted to, that's why.
1. What is your character's name
Guiness (The Horse Cocked Wolf)
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Schwanzwolf...during his short visit to Germany
3. How old is he/she?
Hell if he knows.
4. What is your character's race/species?
Wolf...but with a horse cock.
5. Do they have a crush?
Nope, unless you have something he wants
6. Do they have many friends?
He doesn't have friends...just "people he doesn't steal from"
7. What planet is your character from?
That same anthro filled alternate Earth from before
8. Does your character like to eat?
Really, who thought of this question. 'Cause it's stupid.
9. What's his/her favorite food?
Babies. But seriously, anything he can get his maw around.
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Water that doesn't have nasty crap floatin' in it...or fancy wine. He'll lap up either.
11. Is your character annoying?
When he takes all of yer stuff and humps your daughter and/or son and/or livestock...then...maybe you might find him a little irksome.
13. Is your character loved?
He has many satisfyed customers...'cept for the ones he steals from.
14. Is your character hated?
He's pretty damn notorious.
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
He's got a horse cock, he has no reason to brood.
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
If it has a hole, he will probably give it the ol' college try.
17. Is he/she a virgin?
HA
18. Name 3 hobbies
Stealin' stuff, humping things, licking himself.
19. Is your character normal?
He's a talking wolf with a horse's dick...
20. Is your character attractive?
He seems to be pretty popular...go fig.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
He's a smarmy asshole all the time...but lovable.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Depends on which origin story he's telling you.
23. Does your character overreact?
He's pretty cool and relaxed about most things
24. Is your character a criminal?
He freaking steals stuff...ALL THE TIME.
25. Does your character go to school?
Schools for chumps and over-powdered androgynous high-pitched boys with funny hats.
26. What's his/her IQ?
Pretty high, he's pretty damn clever and sneaky.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
He's...got a horse dick?
28. Is your character dead?
Probably, by now....no telling though. That bastard probably absconded with Death's femur and is still kicking around.
29. Does your character have a family?
Nope, not that he knows of.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
He had to run away from an angry horse farmer before his cock went back in his sheath and he stubbed it on a rock...
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
When he tricked a Scotsman into thinking he was benevolent spirit and got fed like a kind for months...and then stole all of his crap.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
I still have no idea how to answer this question.
33. Is your character single?
Pretty much, but by choice.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
He thought he did...then they turned out to be poor.
35. Does she/he have an element?
horse dick.
36. Do you role-play your character?
Sometimes.
37. Do you write about your character?
I have...maybe once.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Not really, he's pretty cool and collected most of the time.
39. Does your character get depressed?
Not really, depression is counter productive to finding something to steal or fuck.
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Horses...mostly mares.
41. Does your character have any fears?
Getting caught for real.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
The smell of food and females in heat.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Nope. He's pretty sure that he's the best damn thing ever.
44. Does your character like music?
He could take it or leave it.
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
orgasmic moans.
46. Is he/she impatient?
He bides his time.
47. What's something funny about your character?
He sounds like a slightly less drunk Jack Sparrow.
48. Name 5 nicknames
Most of them are yelled at him as he's running off with a table cloth of stolen goods in his mouth and they aren't appropriate to list here.
49. Does your character curse?
He did when he stubbed his cock on that rock.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"Where did you say you kept your good silver?"
1. What is your character's name
Guiness (The Horse Cocked Wolf)
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Schwanzwolf...during his short visit to Germany
3. How old is he/she?
Hell if he knows.
4. What is your character's race/species?
Wolf...but with a horse cock.
5. Do they have a crush?
Nope, unless you have something he wants
6. Do they have many friends?
He doesn't have friends...just "people he doesn't steal from"
7. What planet is your character from?
That same anthro filled alternate Earth from before
8. Does your character like to eat?
Really, who thought of this question. 'Cause it's stupid.
9. What's his/her favorite food?
Babies. But seriously, anything he can get his maw around.
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Water that doesn't have nasty crap floatin' in it...or fancy wine. He'll lap up either.
11. Is your character annoying?
When he takes all of yer stuff and humps your daughter and/or son and/or livestock...then...maybe you might find him a little irksome.
13. Is your character loved?
He has many satisfyed customers...'cept for the ones he steals from.
14. Is your character hated?
He's pretty damn notorious.
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
He's got a horse cock, he has no reason to brood.
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
If it has a hole, he will probably give it the ol' college try.
17. Is he/she a virgin?
HA
18. Name 3 hobbies
Stealin' stuff, humping things, licking himself.
19. Is your character normal?
He's a talking wolf with a horse's dick...
20. Is your character attractive?
He seems to be pretty popular...go fig.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
He's a smarmy asshole all the time...but lovable.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Depends on which origin story he's telling you.
23. Does your character overreact?
He's pretty cool and relaxed about most things
24. Is your character a criminal?
He freaking steals stuff...ALL THE TIME.
25. Does your character go to school?
Schools for chumps and over-powdered androgynous high-pitched boys with funny hats.
26. What's his/her IQ?
Pretty high, he's pretty damn clever and sneaky.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
He's...got a horse dick?
28. Is your character dead?
Probably, by now....no telling though. That bastard probably absconded with Death's femur and is still kicking around.
29. Does your character have a family?
Nope, not that he knows of.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
He had to run away from an angry horse farmer before his cock went back in his sheath and he stubbed it on a rock...
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
When he tricked a Scotsman into thinking he was benevolent spirit and got fed like a kind for months...and then stole all of his crap.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
I still have no idea how to answer this question.
33. Is your character single?
Pretty much, but by choice.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
He thought he did...then they turned out to be poor.
35. Does she/he have an element?
horse dick.
36. Do you role-play your character?
Sometimes.
37. Do you write about your character?
I have...maybe once.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Not really, he's pretty cool and collected most of the time.
39. Does your character get depressed?
Not really, depression is counter productive to finding something to steal or fuck.
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Horses...mostly mares.
41. Does your character have any fears?
Getting caught for real.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
The smell of food and females in heat.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Nope. He's pretty sure that he's the best damn thing ever.
44. Does your character like music?
He could take it or leave it.
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
orgasmic moans.
46. Is he/she impatient?
He bides his time.
47. What's something funny about your character?
He sounds like a slightly less drunk Jack Sparrow.
48. Name 5 nicknames
Most of them are yelled at him as he's running off with a table cloth of stolen goods in his mouth and they aren't appropriate to list here.
49. Does your character curse?
He did when he stubbed his cock on that rock.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"Where did you say you kept your good silver?"
Boo! *throws head at you*