The raffle has concluded. Winners will be posted shortly!
Alright, let's do this!
(I am tired and have been drinking at the time of writing this, so excuse any typos XD)
Well, the time is upon us! The day is here! Today, we celebrate the milestone of 500 watchers! Again, I must thank all of you for getting me to this point and for all the kind words, faves, and everything else you have all done for me so far! It really does mean a lot that you all enjoy my work/commissioned stuff and keep coming back for more.

Now, for the reason you're all here XD

The Raffle~!
This raffle will be for two things.
1. A free story from me, 10,000 words approximately. SFW or NSFW, winner's choice, and whatever topic they choose (within the bounds of my normal TOS which can be found here.
AND The winner must have written permission for all characters appearing in the story which they do not own themselves.
2. A free two (2) character (of the winners' choice, so long as they have permission to use the characters) inked commission from none other than  adalfyre that will be paid for, in full, by me. This commission will (ideally) be tied to the story and will be SFW, though the story doesn't need to be, as stated above. There are a few conditions here:
-SFW only (NSFW ref sheets are fine, but the art will be SFW)
-No overly complex characters
-Art will still be subject to Adalfyre's "Will Draw/Wont Draw" which you can read here.

To enter:
-Be a watcher on my account (New watchers welcome)
-Leave a comment below stating you wish to participate and why you started watching me ("For the raffle" is fine, but don't unwatche me afterwards, that'll make me sad :c )
-Include the word 'defenestrate' in the comment somewhere so I know you read the rules (props to you if you use it properly in a sentence)
-Tell me what your favorite food or drink is in the comment. I'm always looking for new ideas of stuff to try.
-For an optional bonus entry, create a promotional post on either an FA post/journal, or Discord that links back here and include a link to it in your raffle-entry comment (or a link to a screenshot in the case of Discord. If you have me on there, feel free to DM it and I'll count it) (Max of 1 bonus entry per participant).

Once you've done all that, I'll respond to your comment with a number (and maybe some snarky commentary) if you got a bonus entry, you'll get two numbers. I will be drawing the results of the raffle on June 30th, 2019 @ US 9:00pm EST I will draw the winner via Random.org's random number generator and I will post the result shortly thereafter.
Best of luck to you all, and may the odds favor you!

Also, for those still reading and possibly interested, I am still open for commissions at the moment and have two vacant slots! Hit me up and we'll see if we can guarantee you a story! Would love to see some of the ideas you guys can come up with and try to bring them to life! ;D